Why does my beer look kinda light of not taste of anything? Oh, my glass is empty; somebody please send me money to buy another.
Thank You
:eek: Ummm… aren’t you supposed to be vigilantly defending my comfortably seated, taxpaying ass from the incursions of … well, things that would incur?
Yes, but right now, this instant, I’m beautiful, right?
Also, the name DWI is really quite apropos for this thread.
Ahhhhhhh,
KENTUCKY STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKEY is good!
got to have somethin’ to do while waitin’ for the page to reload!
i always keep three beers stashed in the tank of my girlfiend’s toilet - ice cold baby - just in case. she still hasn’t caught on to my need to go poop just before every time her friends come over.
btw, i’m not an alcoholic, i swear! (alcoholics go to meetings…)
I’ve been hoping this thread would die, and then some drunk comes home and bumps it back up.
drunken posters never die, they just their highballs…
I can’t remember… was that credited to Winston Churchill (saying that to Nancy Astor)?
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