Dutch lady is asked what she does for a living by English friends:
Lady: ‘I fok horses’
English friends: ‘Pardon?’
Lady: ‘Yes, Paarden’
Translation: The verb ‘fokken’ means ‘to grow, to raise or to bread’. It is, of course, semantically related but not identical to English ‘to fuck’. Paarden, pronounced pretty much like pardon, means horses.