Dubious Devices

I’m not sure whose idea it was to combine a clock with a radio, but there’s no question that combining the two different devices into one proved to be a great marketing success.

But about the rest of us wannabe inventing visionaries and geniuses - what other marvelously quirky, useful, idiotic, or generally humorous combinations of items could be devised? How about an electric knife-vibrator, eyeglass case-pencil sharpener, or pool cue-compass?

Complete the previous poster’s submission then start your own proposal. I’ll start…

toaster - ?

Toaster-stapler :smiley:

Water bottle-

Water bottle- frying pan

Weed wacker -

Knife-wrench!

weed whacker-electric toothbrush
wash board -

wash-board -potato-peeler

television

TV and microwave. ( that’s really a good idea).

Electric blanket &______.

Electric blanket & Fondue Pot
Floor Wax &

Oh man, this one’s low-hanging fruit.

Floor wax & Dessert topping.

Nose hair trimmer and…

Potato peeler.

Microwave…

Floor Wax and Dessert Topping. (You were just asking for it, weren’t you?)
Exercise Bands %…

exercise band - dental drill

machine gun…

Machine Gun and Daisy Planter

Lawnmower…

Machine gun-icing pen.
Lamp

Rectal-oral thermometers have to be up there somewhere, even though it’s a real thing.

Lawn mower-toilet paper roll dispenser

Lamp-shoehorn

Next up:

tongue depressor…

Tongue depressor-straight razor

Blender…

Blender - Back massager
Flashlight -

Flashlight-barbell.

Computer speaker…

Computer speaker…chainsaw

umbrella…