Dubious Devices

computer keyboard - beverage coaster

laser…

laser - litter box

cello…

cello…dressmaker’s dummy

Harmonica…

Harmonica - mini bagpipes

Can you imagine how annoying that would be?

Space heater…

Space heater - car jack

Hamster cage…

Hamster cage…Roach motel

Roach motel…

Roach motel - condom

Windshield wiper blade…

Windshield wiper blade… Conductor’s baton

Mouse pad

mouse pad - mouse trap

forklift…

forklift - spatula

Sewing machine…

Sewing machine - machine of torture

Costume beads…

Costume beads - dental floss

Pliers…

Pliers - extra-long shoe horn

Elmer’s Glue…

Elmer’s Glue… anvil. {SHADES OF WILE E COYOTE!}

Parrot…

Parrot…bottle opener

Walker…

Walker - Walkman

Rocking chair…

Rocking chair - garden hose

Electron microscope…

Electron microscope - catapult

pot holders…

pot holders - carburators

sandpaper…

sandpaper - jock strap

salt shaker…