Hydraulic jack - stand mixer
Colander…
Colander… Easter hat
Velcro strip
In some households it already is. 
Velcro strip…VHS tape.
Daily pill box…
Daily pillbox - water coolie
Tire pressure gauge…
Tire pressure gauge… blasting cap
Det cord…
Det cord…tow strap
Flower vase…
Flower vase…Paint Brush
Skeleton key
Skeleton key… soup spoon
Soap dispenser
Soap dispenser…eye drops dispenser
Big Bird costume
Big Bird costume - chainsaw
sledge hammer…
sledge hammer…tweezers
Thermostat…
Thermostat… Eyelash curler
Dial-up modem…
Dial-up modem - sleeping pill dispenser
electric cattle prod…
electric cattle prod… George Foreman Grill
Weight Watcher’s food scalr…
Weight Watcher’s food scale… sock deodorizer
emery board…
emery board - personal lubricant tube
tennis racquet…
tennis racquet… radar detector
Pool noodle…
pool noodle - Backscratcher
Sieve
Sieve…urinal
Sports water bottle…
sports water bottle - pepper spray
perfume bottle…