Golf Club… Machete
“Do you keep finding yourself ***way ***out in the rough? Our wonderful invention, the 'Hit 'em and Cut ‘em’ will save your game!”
If they hadn’t put the machete on the end of the shaft opposite the head it might have worked better.
Machete…
machete - heating pad
radio…
Radio - bath water warmer
Panini maker…
Panini maker… clothing ironing press
Pressure cooker…
pressure cooker-slow cooker (for those who chronically suffer from indecision)
Key chain…
Key chain…taser.
Micrometer…
Micrometer - handcuffs
Conga drum -
Conga drum - Potato Masher
Wrist brace -
Wrist brace-condom dispenser.
Shaker bottle…
Shaker bottle-butterfly storage
Banana peeler
Banana peeler - Circumcision scalpel
Gorilla mask -
gorilla mask - MP3 player
Salad spinner…
Salad spinner… coin-operated grocery store child’s ride
Wheelchair…
Wheelchair - swivel mounted .50 cal machine gun
clipboard…
clipboard…clothespins
magnifying glass…
Magnifying glass - trailer hitch.
Butterfly net…
Butterfly net… Step ladder
Laser level…
Laser level…plunger
Drain snake…
Drain snake…DIY Abortion kit
Toaster oven…
Toaster oven…water pic flosser
Serrated blade kitchen knife…