I’m glad you decided on the worst insult on this board, and I feel honored that you would use it on me.
Now, perhaps I missed something. I was unsure why you would feel so upset that this new clerk does not know you, and would feel uncomfortable with a stranger trying to come around the counter. So I took it upon myself to call Waldenbooks’ HQ and asked them to fax me a copy of their Employee Orientation Handbook.
And there it was, right on page 47, second paragraph:
“There is a man named Bosda, who frequents our establishment quite often. Please see below picture of him. Memorize this face, as your inability to recognize him and/or unwillingness to allow him to come behind the counter will be grounds for immediate termination of employment.”
However, you need not worry, Bosda. I called their HR department and told them that there was an assistant manager who didn’t recognize you. They put me on three-way so I could hear them fire her. She shall trouble thee no more.
People like you piss me off. I remember when I first started working the late shift at my local gym, there was this one assclown who tried to walk right through the front door and into the locker room. When I stopped him and asked him to show me his card he said, “I’ve been coming here for 10 years! Everyone knows me!”
“Right, but I’m new and don’t know you,” I said. “I need to see your card.”
He didn’t have it on him, since nobody had asked him for it for a long time. I wouldn’t let him work out.
The next day he came in with it, but he also went and complained to my boss about me, saying he would take his business elsewhere. My boss told him that club policy was to show your card every time you come in. He never left like he claimed he would. Now when I run into him there (I am no longer an employee) he just gives me an evil look.
You are just like him. An arrogant, small-minded, self-centered jagoff who thinks the world revolves around him. Like I said the first time, get over yourself.