1993 – A Tulsa, Okla., physician, writing in a 1992 issue of the Irish Journal of Psychological Medicine, reported on a 32-year-old woman whose neighbors had just had a large satellite dish installed in their yard. The woman became convinced that she was being wooed by Donald Duck and that the dish had been placed there to facilitate his communicating with her. She spent lots of time “hovering” around the dish and eventually undressed and climbed into it, where she later said she consummated marriage to Mr. Duck.
Audrey! And you were getting after me about using Austin Powers quotes?!?
This is no way to get ahead on the boards, Audrey. And duck jokes? Well, I think I’ll just go have some cheese and quackers, instead of having to think up any.
Okay, why don’t ducks fly upside down?
[sub]I’m gonna regret asking this, I just know it…[/sub]
(silent_rob, I will lift that Austin Powers ban if you allow me this indulgence. :D)
How eggciting! Cheese and quackers! It’s quite eggstravagant of you to have that.
I should be careful; I may run afowl with the eggstremist lame joke haters.
silent_rob fall out of his chair and hits the ground hard, like an anime character
LOL. Alright, alright, Audrey. Is this thread going to go on as long as your birthday thread, only it’ll just be you being overly punny? Just joking, Audrey. Love ya, girl!
