First force him to grow a beard then do the above.
“On several occasions witnesses saw detainees in interrogation rooms chained hand and foot in fetal position to floor with no chair/food/water; most urinated or defecated on selves and were left there 18, 24 hours or more,” according to one FBI account made public.
One FBI witness saw a detainee “shaking with cold,” while another noted a detainee in a sweltering unventilated room was “almost unconscious on a floor with a pile of hair next to him (he had apparently been pulling it out through the night).”
Another witness saw a detainee “with a full beard whose head was wrapped in duct tape.”
One FBI statement said that an interrogator squatted over the Quran and that a German shepherd dog was ordered to “growl, bark and show his teeth to the prisoner.”
The truly bizzare part of this whole story is that we don’t use torture. (It’s a FACT) I know we don’t because my Vice President told me so. This must be some kind of weird Muslim bonding ritual or something. Who knows what the fuck those nutjobs do for entertainment. What with not having American Idol to watch and stuff.
Actually, I’m in calm acceptance of the fact that these sorts of things have been going on since long before Washington stepped up to the plate and made the first executive decision. What appalls and disgusts me is when people are shocked to find out that, yes, people suck. No kidding? What was your first clue?
