Duct-Tape

In My Humble Opinion
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      • I have decided for Christmas this year I want a duct-tape gun: something basically gun-shaped, with a big roll of duct tape on top. When I pull the trigger, the duct tape goes “ZZzzzzZZzzzzZZZZZzZZZZZZZzzzZZZZzzZZZZZZzzzZZZZZZzzZZZZZZZzZZZZZZZZzz” and sticks all over whoever I aimed it at. It’d shoot too fast to avoid, but slow enough for me to see the look on their face as the tape speeds towards it.
        Kind of a manlier version of Spider-Man’s web stuff.
        -They curse at me and start peeling, whilst I make my getaway. - DougC
        ~
        (-I know the military has made guns that shoot goopy stuff, but I just like the idea of instantly covering someone with duct tape better…)
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I believe it was the geneva conventions that outlaw all weapons of that destructive power. Could you imagine getting out of a coccon of duct tape?

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And for one of life’s greatest ironies, duct tape seems to be good for everything except taping ducts.

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My dad once used duct tape on duct!

To add to Enola’s list: Baling wire–for things too hot for duct tape.

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Gunslinger beat me to it!
Complete auto repair kit: Duct tape, WD-40, Baling wire.

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I just read an article that says that duct tape can be used as fletching for arrows.I’ve been looking for a way to make crossbow bolts.

The stuff is amazing.

No you can’t felch an arrow.

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It’s every woman’s dream for clevage enhancement.

You can either use it to pad with or to pull the twins closer together.

Why Cosmo’s not clued in is simply beyond comprehension.

Makes a fine quicker picker-upper for navel lint too.

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sorry guys! the REAL PROS repair kit is as follows:

Duct Tape
Tri-Flow (kicks the shit out of WD40)
Bailing wire
Zip Ties
Big 'Ole Hammer

now you know!

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there’s even “environmentally sensitice” duct tape called “Perma-cell” for use in historic buildings. It won’t leave residue behind (Perma? WTF?), and won’t tear up plaster and finishes, in theory. It still did, though, and that’s ok. Because in my mind, if it didn’t, it wouldn’t be real duct tape.

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I’m just picturing someone reaching for her drink when the tape pops off the breast in a surprise attack.
[wanders off to picture that some more]