Dudes of straight dope, if I type in proper english...

Don’t make me break a femur!

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I actually kind of liked it. I think you should go back to the original style.

Being trolled by a 12 year old. Afuckingmazing.

Wow, basically all this over grammar. Keep yo asses outta my otha threads

Gladly.

Kindly start posting your other threads on a different message board.

From his other thread:

Alright, I’m going with mega troll or the most clueless human being ever. Either people know women like to be treated as people, but don’t, or have some sick logic dictating why women don’t really like being/shouldn’t be treated as people. I don’t think I’ve ever encountered not realizing women are individual people before.

No, it’s over your insufferable “you guys are WHINERS. I’m a PERSON who is FREE and thus you can’t CRITICIZE me or you’re all NARROW MINDED MEANIES” attitude.

The child of your first cousin (or the first cousin of your parent) is your first cousin once removed, though it is common for the younger person in such a relationship to address the elder as “Aunt” or “Uncle,” which communicates the difference in generations better than the more accurate term.

That’ll be a dollar.

You are bad at this. You can’t help yourself from accidentally breaking character and writing complete normal sentences. In other words, 2 b honest i think ur a bad troll lol.

You don’t have the authority to dictate that. We are all free to post where, what, and how we like within the rules of the board.

If “u” don’t like it, then, again, “2 bad”.

yo yo yo im lik way 2 hip 2 tha ways kids 2day type i read 2 articles on it in the New York x

Sorry, Prof, but I am stealing this.

“[T]he etiquette of the crossroads” is especially amusing.

Oh, and by the way, you misspelled quisquilious.
:wink:

Alright, I’m going with mega troll or the most clueless human being ever. This thread is about grammar not your mom. Stay on topic.

I don’t think I’ve ever encountered not realizing women are individual people before.
Theres a first time for everything
No, it’s over your insufferable “you guys are WHINERS. I’m a PERSON who is FREE and thus you can’t CRITICIZE me or you’re all NARROW MINDED MEANIES” attitude.

u CAN criticise, but its BS over the way a person prefers to type. way to not be petty and harping over something that doesnt REALLY matter. narrow minded meanies? more like a bunch of antisocial nerds who give way too much of a shit over how people choose to write, and instantly judge people as less then if they dont write like you do. thats where my attitude has been commin from. And if u dont like my posts, do me a favor and get the fuck out.

Well maybe Im a bad troll cuz i’m not a troll.

Well, thats cool. Come to my other threads. Its logical considering you seeming to completely dislike me. Well if you do keep it on topic. Or I will pollute YOUR threads

im sure u arent btw u keep forgetting to type the word “I’m” the same way each time omg lol omg

Well if i am a troll then come lick these troll nutz

ur just saying that becuase u dont like the way i write about how u write

omg lol

Nope, I’m sayin that so i can get this dick in your mouth lol lol omg

Whoops, you both capitalized and included the apostrophe in “I’m” this time. You are terrible at this.

Indeed, when I am not trying to be consistent i can tend to not be consistent. What do you hope 2 gain by posting here