Dumb Broad In Nevada Busted For Voter Fraud

Maybe they were tipped off when she said she worked for ACORN.

No. As far as I know, she didn’t lose her job. If casinos couldn’t hire anyone convicted of any misdemeanors ever, there’d be a very small pool of available workers.

Heck, we don’t even have to get Sheriff’s Cards for lots of casino jobs anymore.

The number of people currently working for ACORN is pretty much the same as the number of janitors employed by Hogworts.

1? Or do we count the house elves?

They prefer “vertically challenged beings”. Calling them “fairies” will get you a punch in the kneecap.

Well of course it’ll get you a punch in the kneecap; house elves don’t wear shoes of any kind. That’s a clear indicator right there that you’ve misidentified them.

Faeries wear boots, man. Ya gotta believe me.

Oh, don’t be such a Hysterical Dame.