I’ll bet that my neighbor is dumber than yours! Tired of their old refrigerator, they decided to get a new one. At Sears, they decided on a side-by-side model. When it was delivered, they discovered that it didn’t fit in the kitchen space! Undaunted, they hired a carpenter. His best effort accomodated the new refer, nearly. They can’t get the freezer side door fully open. The cost to modify the kitchen was more than the refer! Several days later, we were offered all the ice cubes we could want. The refrigerator has an automatic ice maker which kept filling up with ice, so they had to empty it every other day, lest it fill the freezer with ice. They invisioned the door popping open in the middle of the night, spewing ice all over the kitchen! And, would the entire house fill with ice were they to go on vacation?..I win hands down! Can you top this?