My dog keeps signing up for book clubs. I explain to him that the initial deal sounds great but they get you on the back end. But he never thinks about the long term.
At this very moment my cats are plotting some terrible accident to befall me. I know they think I can’t see them whispering to each other, and exchanging knowing glances. I am on to their devil-ment. I got 9-1-1 on speed dial, oh? wait, this seems wrong some how.