I was born in that state. There’s a reason I don’t live there any more.
What’s next? Belly shirts? Muscle shirts? How about skirts which expose the ankles of young women?
Is the country getting more and more retarded or am I just imagining it?
Are they going to ban flashing yer tits for a string of beads in New Orleans, too?
Hey, I don’t want to see asscrack any more than Rep. Shepherd does, but Ya Can’t Legislate Good Taste.
Nah, you’re just noticing it more and more. It’s always been there.
Ten years ago, would you have known about this idiocy? Ignorance is bliss.
But, but, how could Britney ever come home again?
-Lil
This is my favorite part:
911 Operator: 911, can I help you?
Woman’s voice: Yes, there’s a man here who’s exposing his buttocks…
911O: Right, are you in danger ma’am?
WV: No, but I can see his crack!!!
911O: Is this man flashing you or exposing himself in a lewd manner?
WV: No, but he’s right there in my kitchen and I can see straight into his dark areas!!!
911O: Okay, ma’am, calm down. The man is in your kitchen?
WV: Yes. He’s under the sink right now.
911O: Okay, ma’am. We’ll send someone over straight away. Please try very hard not to stare at the offending matter.
WV: Thank you so much. And God bless Derrick Shepherd!! Now where the hell are my little blue pills…
And what about those poor girls who just had their navel pierced? To whom to show their jewelry? [in their belly-buttons, I mean]
Diogenes this will simply kill you. Watching Bill O’Reilly tonight, he started mocking the law, also. You agree with O’Reilly on an issue!!!
I’m so tempted to make a sig line about this. 
I’ve actually agreed with O’Reilly three or four other times as well. One thing he does that I like is constantly excoriate the entertainment press for the way that it asskisses celebrities. I can’t remember what the other points of agreement were but I think they were similarly non-political.
Well, it’s still inspiring. Now to find a way to get you to leave the Dark Side.
If any lawmakers go after Capri pants, I’m calling for revolution.
Right! Legitimate journalists only asskiss politicians!
Oh, my sweet gentle Jesus. I thought that partisan hatred was supposed to be uniform damnit! Whom can I look to, now that people are allowed to agree with people from “the other side”? Is all that I know wrong? I thought that we were supposed to feel nothing but contempt, hatred, and spite for those that chose a party view other than mine.
Soon you’ll be talking of “compromises” and “consensus”. These terms are ludicrous and assinine. If there is no team to root against, whom shall we know that we are to support?
I’m confused now, I was sure that common sense was subjective. Either your party was right, or it was right in a different way.
You guys need to pick a damn team, and stick with the majority opinion. How are we ever going to get anything accomplished in this country if we don’t have a “correct” point of view?
Y’know, if I didn’t read it, i’d swear I was being wooshed.
I’ve heard of dumb laws, but this, this is just…i mean it’s…erm…uh…it’s…stupid, i guess. I wonder if the ‘community’ is equally as ‘outraged’ at the 100% increase in murders in Jefferson Parish, or the nearly 40% rise in reported rapes over this time last year…El Linko Grande
Idiots.
If those were truly virtuous women wearing modest clothing, they wouldn’t have got themselves raped.
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Oh, golly, I APPLAUD the proposed legislation.
There is nought uglier than an arse in low rider jeans, no matter how well proportioned the bum is otherwise. I have never seen ONE butt that looks decent in them…poor deluded fashion victims that they are.
It constitutes an abuse to the visual sensibilities of passers-by, and therefore should come under some sort of Public Menace Act.
I hope the petition is passed.
If parents just told their children they were fat and undesirable, we wouldn’t have this problem.
Yeah, neither have I, at least, not in real life. They’re all well and good if you’re Jennifer Lopez and have a small waist and a big butt, but meanwhile, there are countless stunningly gorgeous women who would look amazing in any other clothing, but wear the low-cut pants and look horrible. A pair of pants have got to be pretty damn unflattering to look bad on even the most beautiful people.
As for guys who sag their pants, isn’t that out of style already? Then again, I’m in college and surrounded by artsy indie-rock hipster types, so maybe my perspective of the world is skewed.
OH NO! I live in Jefferson Parish! hiding from murderers under her bed (Though I’m seeing a 50% increase, not 100%)
Tell me about it.