Bonus points for spelling that always made me wonder if she was talking about a transgendered skater, plus a story that exists in a bizarro world where guitar playing skaters are unpopular in high school:
He’s just a boi, and I’m just a girl.
Can I make it anymore obvious?
We are in love.
Haven’t you heard how we rock each other’s world?
I met the sk8er boi I said see ya later boi.
Sex. All songs are about sex.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they’re like, “It’s better than y’all’s”
Damn she was hot in that video though.
“I’ll see you when you get back prob’ly be up all night, still cleanin’ this gun…” comes to mind, along with “Under my um-ber-ella ella ella hey hey ey ey.”
I have to agree with the Lumpy Bitch song.
Bitch, if your goods are that lumpy, you’d best get yourself to a doctor.
I do like SOAD, but I have no delusions of deeper meaning in their lyrics. Especially with gems like (entirely from memory)
Want to spread the pie
Pizza Pizza Pie
Every second every minute
Bye bye Bye bye bye
Want to spread the pie
Pizza Pizza Pie
Every second every minute
Bye bye Bye bye bye
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms olives chives.
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms olives chives.
Or
Jump!
Pogo Pogo Pogo Pogo Pogo Pogo Pogo
Bounce!
Pogo Pogo Pogo Pogo Pogo Pogo Pogo
Jump!
Pogo Pogo Pogo
Bounce!
Pogo Pogo Pogo
Jump!
Pogo
Bounce!
Pogo
Up!
Down!
Maybe:
Pull the tape worm outta my ass
Hey!
Pull the tape worm out of me!
Oh, the list goes on - and I love em for it.
I love the song “I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance With You” by Black Kids, but the following lines, as sung by a man who I’m pretty damn sure was born that way, are just plain weird:
“You are the girl that I’ve been dreaming of,
Ever since I was a little girl.”
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I don’t know that song (though the title and group name sound familiar), but I have to say that those lyrics are pretty awesomely random. It kind of reminds me of The Thanksgiving Song by Adam Sandler.
I just did a bit of research and found out that it is:
Want a splendid pie
Pizza Pizza pie
That makes waaaay more sense :smack:
I know these are supposed to be recent, but I just really need to remind y’all of Rebbie Jackson’s Centipede:
Oh my. Early 80s, that was…
From the 1958 hit record by David Seville (of Alvin and the Chipmunks)
Witch Doctor:
I told the witch doctor
I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor
I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor
He told me what to do
He said that
Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bing bang…
Ooo eee ,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla ,bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bing bang
Many of you have a different idea of what *recent *memory means that I do.
NO YOU FOOL! Now I’ll never think of anything else for the rest of the day!
Pretty much anything that the Red Hot Chili Peppers have done that consist mainly of random strings of rhyming words said in rapid succession, like this in The Zephyr song:
*Can I get your hand to write on
Just a piece of lead to bite on
What am I to fly my kite on
Do you want to flash your light on
Take a look its on display - for you
Coming down no not today
Did you meet your fortune teller
Get it off with no propeller
Do it up its always stellar
What a way to finally smell her
Pick it up its not to strong - for you
Take a piece and pass it on*
Thin Lizzy
“Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak…somewhere in this town.”
Well, duh.
There’s a pizza on the ground,
straight out of the oven.
It’s lying face down in the dirt,
like me a day without your lovin’.
This entire song. The first few times I heard it I thought it was a Weird Al type parody of whatever genre it is.
Going back a bit farther:
“Sidewalk crouches at her feet
Like a dog that begs for something sweet”
Decent first line, but maybe Jim Morrison never had a dog or something, because they’re not renowned for their love of sweet things. Bear or hummingbird would have been more appropriate.
Hey There Delilah, by the Plain White T’s.
Oh how I hate this song, and even more the fact that it was so popular!
http://www.metrolyrics.com/hey-there-delilah-lyrics-plain-white-ts.html
A few gems:
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it’s my disguise
I’m by your side
or
Two more years and you’ll be done with school
And I’ll be making history like I do
or even
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I’d write it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all
“Even more in love with me you’d fall?” This guy specializes in tortured syntax. The instrumental part is boring and stupid too!
This is Cafe Society man, we don’t need your rules here. It’s the establishment that we’re fighting, you’re part of the system, man, the system holding me back.
Franz Ferdinand in “This Fire”
A fire that burns? As opposed to those non-burning fires?
I forgot: the dumbest lyric is in the middle:
“She’s, like, so whatever,”