Dumbest TV ad fine print warnings.

Darn it! There go my plans for tomorrow. Now what am I supposed to use this magical shrinking ray gun on??? Sheesh, go and spoil all my fun, why don’t ya?

From what I understand (or at least what the phone companies claim), it is an FCC mandated fee.

Looks more like the Intel Inside logo to me. ^__~

Hmm…maybe that’s the problem with my computer. It needs Zoloft.

I’ve always had an strange affection for the “PRODUCT MAY BE HOT AFTER HEATING” that comes on my microwave Toad-in-the-Hole.

I always liked the disclaimer on the old “Guess Who?” boardgame ads: “Game cards to not actually talk”