DUngeons and Dragons

[Satan]

Byzantine:

I not only played locally in a DC suburb in Virginia, but I went to a couple of gaming conventions as well.

GEEKS!

Not that I am above geekiness. Hell, I’m definitely still a geek! But every involvement I had with role playing games, the demographic was 92% male and 100% geek.

[ChiefScott]

Says Satan:
“Not that I am above geekiness. Hell, I’m definitely still a geek!”

I hope the anti-Christ is less of a disappointment!

[matt_mcl]

I’m so much more attracted to geeks than I am to big stupid jocks. Learn, people.

[bj0rn]

what an interesting concept…geeks and role play!
and somehow you all also spell out the wrong words for what role play is. for the ones who have played the game, they know what it is, but do not nessicerally know how to explain it. tell me one thing, are actors considered geeks? no? why? are sport joks (however its spelled ;)) considered stupid?
yes? why? the same goes for blondes, jewes, americans, and bloody well the moon too! in this world we have alot of things considered common amongst all people who have that thing in common…

now may i enlighten you a bit about “role playing”, its true that some people call it “roll playing”, but that is when all the players do is throw dices…its not the art of the role. what it really is is acting, its a stage set in your mind where you have to exercise your imagination in the same way as writers and actors do every day. some are better at it than others…of course, who ever said all men were equal?? i just say that person was dead wrong…(dont misunderstand what im saying here).

now the geek question…what do you consider a geek??..ah…the hell with it, im going to make a thread about it…see you there

bj0rn

[Kat]

English to German to English to Italian to English:

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No, seriously, what the hell did you just say??
“somehow you all also spell out the wrong words for what role play is.”?? You should talk.
Next time, try using correct (1) spelling (2) grammar (3) punctuation and (4) capitalization and perhaps you will create a post that has actual meaning, instead of a bunch of gobbeldygook.

[andros]

Oh, be nice to him, Kat. He’s FOREIGN. As he insists on reminding us.

“Shut up about my lack of English skills! It’s my second language!”

That doesn’t keep your posts from SUCKING ROOT, BjOrnie.
And BTW, why oh why do we keep bringing this fucking post back to the top? Brithael lives!!
-andros-

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“Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!” Exceptions? None!
-Doc Bronner

[bj0rn]

ohh…capitalization there…just because you have a malfunctioned brain ill explain it to you in a simple language:

einfaldlega sagt, þú ert þokkalegur fáviti ef þú ert að halda því fram að allir eigi að tala fullkomna ensku bara svo að þú getir skilið hvað allir aðrir eru að segja. það er alger óþarfi að heimta það að heimska gangi fyrir því ef svo væri hefði heimurinn aldrei fundið ameríku.

þetta er í mínum huga einfalt tungumál…þó að það sé í raun flóknara en enska, málfræðilega séð það er…þá skil ég nú af hverju enska hefur verið einfölduð.

if you dont understand this, then its because you have a different simple language!

its not my fault you are stupid…

bj0rn

[Cap_n_Crude]

Ahhh, HERE we go!! Now it’s the ol’ BBQ Pit we know and love.

Go to your corners, and at the sound of the bell come out flaming.

DINNG

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–Da Cap’n

[andros]

(beating slabs of meat in the cooler)
whiff-whiff-whiff-whiff
“I’m the boss, I’m the boss, I’m the boss.”

“Ya gotta have the eye of the tiger, ya bum!”

“Yo! . . . Adriaaan!!”

-andros-

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“Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!” Exceptions? None!
-Doc Bronner

[andros]

just because you have a malfunctioned brain ill explain it
to you

Oh yeah? Well . . . you’re a doo-doo poopy head. Nyah, nyah.

its not my fault you are stupid…

Christ in a Cuisinart, boy, is that the best you can do?

Chúpame, pendejo.

(Oh, look! I can insult you in another language! I must be cool!)

xxoo
-andros-

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“Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!” Exceptions? None!
-Doc Bronner

[bj0rn]

well now…doing my best or not has got nothing to do with your intelligence…you can do that all by yourself…im proud of you being so independent and fluent in more forms of expression than empathy. dont tell me you still dont get it?

bj0rn

[Kat]

Oh, be nice to him, Kat. He’s FOREIGN. As he insists on reminding us.

“Shut up about my lack of English skills! It’s my second language!”

BFD. I know plenty of people on the Internet for whom English is a second language who don’t come off as blithering idiots. If they wish to participate in a forum that is conducted in English, they need to make the effort to post in comprehensible English, just as if I chose to participate in a forum conducted in French, Spanish, Russian, German, etc., etc., I would have to make an effort to make comprehensible posts in that language.

if you dont understand this, then its because you have a different simple language!

See my comment above, doofus.

[bj0rn]

first of all, you are wrong about one thing…im not foreign…you are!

if you cant understand what im saying, even if it is written in a language somewhat similar to english, it isnt my problem, and it certainly shouldnt be your problem either…if you cant bloody well understand what im saying anyway…so why dont you bugger off and conduct your doofusing activities where people care!

bj0rn

[andros]

well now…doing my best or not has got nothing to do with your intelligence…you
can do that all by yourself…im proud of you being so independent and fluent in
more forms of expression than empathy. dont tell me you still dont get it?

Can someone please translate this for me? I think there might be a flame in it somewhere. But I can’t parse it well enough to be sure.

BjOrnie, keep 'em coming. I need comic relief like your posts. My co-workers make far too much sense; I really appreciate your incomprehensible blather.

And, while we’re still in the Pit, FOAD.

xxoo,
-andros-

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“Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!” Exceptions? None!
-Doc Bronner

[andros]

translation provided upon request.

[tracer]

Kat wrote:

If they wish to participate in a forum that is conducted in English, they need to make the effort to post in comprehensible English, just as if I chose to participate in a forum conducted in French, Spanish, Russian, German, etc., etc., I would have to make an effort to make comprehensible posts in that language.

Mi ne kredas, ke mi devas skribi en la Angla en c^i tiu forumo.

[Sake_Samurai]

One interesting thing about the game was that you could almost always tell what type of character a person role-played by their appearance:

Socially retarded dweeb with a slight funk = Mage or Mighty Barbarian!

That person trying REAL hard to believe in wicca wearing pentagram and/or celtic knot is just bound to be a Cleric

Guy or gal clad in all black = Necromancer or Evil Paladin (might even draw their own Evil symbol and recite amusing chant)

Real short dude = Thief

Unicorn-loving overweight woman = Amozonian warrior

That’s one of the great things about the game. . .Fantasy!

[Kat]

if you cant understand what im saying, even if it is written in a language somewhat similar to english, it isnt my problem, and it certainly shouldnt be your problem either…if you cant bloody well understand what im saying anyway…so why dont you bugger off and conduct your doofusing activities where people care!

Well, similar to English in that you use English words. However, English tends to use those words to create sentences and paragraphs with some sort of meaning, rather than just sticking a bunch of random words together, with occasional ellipses, to create something that looks like a three-year-old might end up with after playing with a magnetic poetry set.

Yes, it is your problem, because you are wasting your time posting messages that are totally incomprehensible, so what is the point of even posting them? Why are you even here if you have no interest in contributing?

And you are absolutely right that it is not my problem, which is why I don’t choose to waste my time trying to make sense out of your gibberish. I do, however, reserve the right to mock your incomprehensible posts as I see fit. You don’t like it? Stop posting the gibberish.

For andros:
English to German to English:

the recess… my best doing or anything did not receive now, with your intelligence to do…, which you can do the fact that all through… being in proud on them so independently and flowing into more forms of the printout as if empathy. dont me explains that you still dont it received?

That result to Italian to English:

the socket… mine to make better or qualche.cosa hour has not received, with your intelligence to make…, that you can entire make the fact that with… being in fierce on they therefore independently and flowing in more shapes of the printout like if the dont of empathy. me it explained that you still dont that it has received?

HTH.

[system]

This thread was started long ago by a troll, so I’m going to go off-topic with absolutly no regret–

bj0rn, ni[v] de yingy’u’[v] bu hen[v] hao[v]. ni[v] mama shi wo[v] nu[v] pengyou. ni[v] baba shi ni[v] nan pengyou.

–John

[Czarcasm]

Let’s cut through all this crap and get back to the subject at hand-Dungeons and Dragons.
This is how we play here-AD&D Players Handbook, 2nd Edition(NO PSIONICS!), AD&D Dungeon Keepers Guide, The Original Monster Manual. No Monty Hauls. No player-as-gods. No arguing with the Dungeon Master. Absolutely NO bringing in outside books, charts, manuals, or other distracting crap. The game is gonna last until that scenario is done, so bring lots of high-fat munchies and plenty of caffiene. Anybody here up for a game? :-).