Dunkin Donuts takes on Etymology

Grande is Italian for large. Mezzo would be medium. Once upon a time the grande at Starbucks was actually large.

(St. Louis Bread Company (Panera) beats Starbucks in stupid sizing; their large is called “largo” which means “broad”. I can’t even imagine what a largo coffee would actually look like.)

Damn it. I went back to edit that and then I forgot what I was editing.

Okay, that’s a little different. If you enroll in a college level comp lit class then yes, it’s fair to expect people to make an attempt at pronunciation, given that the one of the goals of a college class is to teach you to discuss the material intelligently. But ordering coffee at a fast food place? I think it’s okay to let your brain lock. I mean, were not talking about fine Italian dining, or even a family-run lunch cafe. It’s a national chain that markets itself to the general US population, it is kinda silly that they need to rename Small, Medium, and Large.

And when you’re finished dunkin’, you thank the lord for your fingers. Paul Simon wrote a song about it, I believe.

I’m not that thirsty; I’ll have an andante.

It’s easier to just fill out a membership application, and we’ll send a guy around to hit you in the medulla with a pipe wrench.

I kinda like the song.

Of course, I also like the “Doing things is what I like to do” one, so my judgment is probably bad.

I like “Doing Things” as well. Its one of the few DD-TMBG commercial jingles I wouldn’t mind hearing expanded into an entire song.

-FrL-

Well, you see…when they say tall, they mean…umm…

Yeah, I got nothin’.

ETA: I did a little research, and I guess there is a fourth, smaller size that usually isn’t advertised. It’s called 'short.

So yeah, now it makes sense…sort of.

(Still seems really pretentious to use that instead of small, medium, large, but whatever.)

Oops. Didn’t notice bouv’s edit.

Their original sizes were just “short” and “tall,” which I think is cute, not pretentious, but then againt I just got called pompous today!

Well, let’s see… the menu is right above my head. The prices were clearly marked by size and drink type. Generally, I think it’s safe to say that the higher the cost of the drink, when there are three prices listed, the larger the drink is going to be. This assumption has worked well for me.

In the five years that I worked there, I was never instructed by any manager or training material to correct the customer. And I have never heard anyone ever claim they were. It was not then, and is not now, to my knowledge, company policy to do so. You got lousy service. Lousy service is not a Starbucks innovation.

Care to explain Coolatta, then?

One menu item shown at 00:14 is called Himan Plu Cento. If that’s not a reason to skip Dunkin’ Donuts…

I like how the YouTube user asked, “for the love of God, why do I need training to understand the menu?” I would ask him: “How much training did you need to understand ‘mayonnaise’ and ‘pizza’?”

How rude. If I were the one making the decision, that waitstaff company would be fired on the spot.

Heh…afford? You sure? (FTR, I actually kind of liked the song, although the concept behind it bugs the hell out of me.)

Then what the hell language is Frappuccino from?

Greek+Italian!

Maybe Gritallllian … :slight_smile:

-accidentally posted as my wife, JaJ

Other than ‘Frappucino’, when have they done this?

My high school job was at a Dunkin’ Donuts. We used to sell the donuts-with-a-handle. They were labeled ‘Dunkin’ Donut.’ Oh, and those Coolatas are nasty. Maybe I should start an “Ask The…”

In Spanish, Largo means long (hence Key Largo, or Cayo Largo in Spanish, for being longer than the rest of the keys the expedition had encountered). Also in Spanish, a panera is a breadbasket. I don’t know what’s the Italian for breadbasket.

“Frappuccino” isn’t a spooge of “frappé” and “cappuccino?”

ETA: Oh look! Page two! :smack:

If largo means broad, then a largo coffee is “the coffee the broads order.”

A…spooge? Look, dude, I don’t know what they put in the Frappucinos in Canada, but somehow I don’t think that’s it.