Oh fuck.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Thanks to the people of Northern Ireland, Ian Paisley is now leader of the largest Unionist Party.
A party of bigoted goat felchers.
They’re anti-agreement, anti-catholic, anti-Irish, anti-gay, anti-women, anti-Blair, anti-Trimble, anti-drinking, anti-dancing, anti-logic, anti-common sense, anti-co-operation, anti-compromise, anti-fucking-everything.
In Paisley’s ideal world:
There would be no Catholics, they’d all have seen the light of the true protestant faith, burned the pope as anti-christ, and become Free Presbyterians.
Women would be seen and not heard, they’d stay at home, wear head scarves and long skirts and have lots of babies.
There would be no dancing, drinking, swearing, smoking, premartial sex, abortion, contraception, tv or cinema, or Sunday opening.
Gay people would be “converted” or imprisoned.
Nationalists and Republicans would be imprisoned, executed or driven into the sea.
The Orange Order could march whenever and wherever they wanted.
Northern Ireland would stay British, and there would be no cross border co-operation with the Irish government. Actually, the Irish would probably see the error of their heathen ways and ask to become British again.
And we’ve just given him the largest number of seats in the Northern Ireland Assembly.
Oh happy day. :smack: