Durex sold to Cillit Bang and Finish

Durex maker SSL agrees £2.5bn bid from Cillit Bang firm

Some thread titles just write themselves, don’t they?

Almost beats “The bowler’s Holding, the batsman’s Willie.” Almost.

Apparently, the purchaser had deep financial reservoirs.

They’re doing it for the market penetration, even though they’re likely to get ribbed over it.

I love it when news stories have happy endings.