I friend told me she made the gaff of inviting a dyslexic-teetotaller to a game of “drinking Scrabble”.
I just wondered, what’s the worst thing you could ask of a dyslexic-teetotaller?
Feeble attempt #1: “dyslexia” – I bet that’s hard to spell when you’re loaded?
See, I told you I needed help.
I heard about the dyslexic - agnostic - insomniac who lay awake at nights wondering if there is a Dog.
or “Dyslexia–I bet you can only spell that correctly if you’re drunk”?
Most dyslexics don’t have a problem spelling a word. It’s the pronouncing where we screw up. My mother and I speak in dyslexic english sometimes by accident. Sentences such as, “Can you tune of cana get me?” Sure we can spell things, it just comes out with the syllables in different places.
You mean with the syballels in dirrifent places?
Sorta like lexdysia right?
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
Right, you’re all officially useless, OR, my friend was right – the worst thing to ask a dyslexic-teetotaller is to a game of drinking Scrabble, and she has won against the combined might of The Straight Dope.
That’s the last time I ask you guys to do my homework.
Tsk!
Could you proofread the “Bartender’s Guide” I’m writing for spelling and recipe errors?
Ask them to be the designated speller.
Thank you, pravnik, NoClueBoy, that’s the spirit…