Earliest TV commercial you remember verbatim

“What this stuff?”
“Some new cereal. 'Sposta be good for you.”
“You gonna try it?”
“I’m not gonna try it - you try it!”
“Let’s get Mikey.”
“Yeah -he won’t eat it. He hates everything.”
“He likes it! Hey, Mikey!”

Now having Mikey not eat it - I’m not sure what that would prove. He doesn’t like good stuff, so not eating Life would prove nothing about the taste of the cereal.

I guess I’m questioning the scientic method used by 8 year olds. And have been since the commmercial was new.

(In the intertests of full disclosure, I have been eating Life for breakfast since the 70s.)

I remembering this often, with a silly grin on my face. Didn’t it sometimes run during the weekly Gillette Boxing matches?
Fun Factoid: Dr. Ross was a real person, a Spokane veterinarian.

"Hot dogs! ARMOUR hot dogs!

"What kinds of kids eat Armour hot dogs?

"Fat kids! skinny kids!

"Kids who climb on rocks!

"Tough kids! Sissy kids!

"Even kids with chicken pox!

"Eat hot dogs!

"ARMOUR hot dogs!

"The dogs

"Kids

"Love

"To

"Eeeeat!

I was just humming this one to myself and I think the last line should be:

"The dogs

"Kids

"Love

"To

“Biiiiite!”

I always thought the last word was “Munch!”.

If station idents count, then it’s probably footage of a grain elevator set to the five-second jingle, “CKOS is lookin’ good on you!” I bet @Northern_Piper knows what I’m talking about.

If station idents don’t count, then it’s the “I can’t get over Ovaltine!” commercial, whose lyrics and melody I can sing perfectly to the present day.

There are some even earlier commercials I remember, but probably not in their entirety.

I was thinking of this one on the bus this morning

*Once there was a boy who was an engineer.
Choo Choo Charlie was his name we hear.
He had an engine and he sure had fun.
He had Good and Plenty candy to make his train run

Charlie says, “Love my Good and Plenty.”
Charlie says, “Really rings a bell.”
Charlie says, “Love my Good and Plenty, don’t know any other candy that I love so well.”*

Love so well? Charlie probably spent a lot of time correcting other people’s grammar.

Sometimes you feel like a nut,
Sometimes you don’t!

Local Baltimore dairy commercial, circa 1964:

Milk and butter and eggs and cheese
Fresh from the farm to you.
So, if you don’t own a cow
Call Cloverland now, it’s
NO(rth)9-2222.

(Featuring very early Jim Henson work)

1960’s Baltimore had some boffo commercials/jingles.

There’s an otter-ly fantastic place
Waiting for you in Otter Space
So come with us in our otter-mobile
There’s an otter-matic shift on the steering wheel

And you can fly…

Otter Pops, Otter Pops
You get 'em at the grocery store

I certainly do! :grinning:

“The Shamrock station”

I think it was “Bite” , to flip around the idea of a dog biting a person?

It was. Girls at my elementary school had a hand clap game that was done to an extended version of the Oreo commercial. That was forty years ago, and I still remember the chant and movements.

"Lite Brite
Making things with light
What a sight
Making things with Lite Brite!

(spoken) Lite Brite! The colorful pegs that let you make beautiful patterns with light!"

(Repeat of jingle)

I’m pretty sure it was “bite,” too.

And it was!

There’s a cooking show on local (Toronto) TV in which the host pronounces “Worcestershire” as “Wor-SHES-ter-shy-er.” Every time he does it, I want to scream “LEARN HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT CORRECTLY, FER CHRISSAKES!”

Ha, don’t know. I know I didn’t watch boxing matches as a kid, and neither did my parents.

I remember a Duncan Hines cake mix commercial where they are doing a blind taste test, and the guy says:

“This, to me, is what a cake, to me, should taste like“

Just a weird thing to say, and they used it in their commercial.

Where’s Merlin now?
Daddy, come clean!
In the kitchen with Mom
Playing “music machine”
Beep beep beep beep.

Clearly Mom had too much time on her hands.