I always kind of resented the substantial portion of my brain seemingly devoted to the puerile commercials popular when I was young. What Canadian could forget the wonder of Zoodles animal-shaped noodles (which my parents refused to buy) or the correct order for consuming Smarties?
I’m probably not the only one. What is one of the earliest commercials you can completely remember?. No doubt it was played a hundred times during your favourite shows…
I was driving in my car
But I didn’t get too far
When I heard a sound I knew I didn’t like
So instead of trying to moan
I just got me to a phone
And I called Hub City Glass, Hub City Glass
The auto glass specialists!
“Oscar Mayer - My Bologna Has A First Name”
Angelo Mosca: If you don’t think this is a clean, close shave, come and tell me…to my face!
Get Dr. Ross dog food and do him the favor. It’s got more meat, and its got more flavor. Its got more meat to make him feel the way he sho–uld. Dr. Ross dog food is doggone good. Woof!
It was a song, so it was easier to remember. It was also animated, and the last two sentences were sung by a Scottish terrier in a deep baritone.
Damn–didn’t mean to quote “pueril.” I had it highlighted to google it 
Not a commercial, but probably why I conserve water like I have to walk two miles and fill up buckets from a stream.
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
I’ve never made it without biting. Ask Mr. Owl.
Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Let’s find out. One. Two. Three. crunch Three.
“I’m not eating it!”
“Well I’m not eating it!”
“Give it to Mikey”
“He’s eating it! He likes it!”
A kid’ll
Eat the middle
Of an Oreo first
And save the chocolate cookie for last!
As Joe Kapp found out at the 2011 Grey Cup …
This feels like Cafe Society to me. So here we are.
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
…there’s more, but I don’t want to violate copyright…
i half remember the jingle they had for the snoopy sno cone machine …
Lol. Fucking brilliant!
" Go ahead, I dare you to knock this battery off my shoulder"
The old Home Corporation aluminum siding commercials in Cleveland, mainly due to their jingle (and the fact that they were short - often only 15 seconds). They’re still in business.
Either the Oscar Mayer kid, Life Cereal’s Mikey, or the horrorfest that was the Mr Yuk PSA Mr Yuk
Yum yum fun that’s always cool and clean?
I remember the LONG version of the “things go better with Coca-Cola” commercial song. And the Winston cigarette jingle from TV (“like a ! ! cigarette should…”). Texaco gas (“You can trust your car to the man who wears the star…”). Earliest though… Doublemint gum. Because I remember asking my mother to explain it. I thought they were saying “double-you-dub” (“Doublemint, Doublemint Doublemint gum…”) and the alphabet was a new acquisition for me so I wanted to know why they were singing about “W”
It was a radio ad not a TV ad but similar to what’s being sung in this one:
it was spin the ice in the middle and blank comes out yum yum fun is al its about