Childhood Commercials

What commercials do you fondly (or not) remember from your childhood?

I remember:

The Folgers Dancers
http://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/28666/folgers-a-dancers-morning

Socker Boppers
http://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/27394/socker-boppers

Baby Bottle Pop
http://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/23758/baby-bottle-pop

All the “Got Milk?” ads were a bully/jerk gets karmic justice in the form of being out of/unable to get a drink of milk after, usually, eating something.

The Pringles ad with the kid on the island.

The one were the little girl want’s Chef Boyardee, her mom says no and the can rolls home after them.

Santa zipping around the snow on the Norelco electric shaver. When we saw that, we knew it (Christmas) was getting close!

I love this old Mr. Bubble commercial.

According to my mom, one of my first complete sentences was, “Ten o’clock, time for Chocks!”

Chocks was a brand of vitamins for kids.

I vaguely remember a bird coming out of a cuckoo clock and saying it.

I loved Choo-Choo Charlie, Sonny and his “Coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs!” and yes, I adored the Frito Bandito, and I don’t care who knows it. “Ay-yi-yi-yi, I am the Frito Bandito…

Milk, it does a body good.

Pass it on.

I remember feeling really bad for the Trix rabbit- he tried so hard to get a bowl of cereal, only to get it taken away by those rude kids who’d say “silly rabbit, Trix are for kids”. And I thought, let him have some damn Trix already–it’s his cereal, his picture’s on the box!

There are many commercials with songs that all we kids used to love to sing along with, such as the Fig Newton commercial with the dancing fig

“Ooey gooey rich and chewy inside
Golden flakey tender cakey outside
Wrap the inside in the outside
Is it good? Darn tootin’!”

I was sure teela brown’s Mr. Bubble link was going to be to the '70s era commercial that had the song "Mr. Bubble in the tub’ll get ya squeaky clean. . . "
“There are lots of chewy Rolos in a roll for you . . .”
“Hot dogs! Armour hot dogs! What kind of kid eats Armour hot dogs?”
A couple that I hated because they scared the crap out of me:

An anti smoking commercial by the American Heart Assoc. that had this creepy ass song

“To get right to the heart of the matter. Where there’s smoke WHERE THERE"S SMOKE!”
And then there’s this commercial for the movie Suspiria <shudder> I’ve mentioned that one here before and just as back then, I can’t really bring myself to watch the whole clip.

I want my Maypo!

Dancing Rolo commercial.

ISTR a commercial for Doral cigarettes that featured a dancing box of Dorals and the jingle ♬ *Taste me, taste me! Come on and taste me! That’s all Doral asks. * ♬

Sparkletts Water

A commercial for Jergen’s Lotion where the lady’s hand turns into a pinecone. I thought it was a cactus but youtube says pinecone.

The margarine commercials where people bit into the bread with margarine on it and a crown appeared on their head. Can’t think of the brand.

Yeah, Leon!:stuck_out_tongue:

Ohmigosh I had totally forgotten about Sparkletts and that commercial. I loved that chlorinated goodness. Are they still around?

There were a lot of commercials with songs I didn’t realize were based on real songs until I heard them years later.

I didn’t know Volare
really was a popular song.

or this stupid song.

or that this is a take off of a Peggy Lee song.

They don’t make commercials like they used to :mad:

Imperial Margarine!

I always loved the Skittle Pool commercial with Don Adams. “Salesman, huh? What do you sell?” “Skittle Pool!”

Chiffon margarine. “It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature”<thunder and lightning>

Tony the Tiger, spokescritter for Frosted Flakes, “They’re GREAT!” The “great” always came out as a roar.

There was a beverage commercial (kool-aid?) in which a bunch of kids are drinking it and start giggling like maniacs. I was afraid if I drank that stuff I’d turn into a loony giggler, too.

Yes.

Yep, a lot of commercials had jingles based on popular tunes. (I have Volare on a Dean Martin CD.)

Before my time, but it either ran for a long time or was remade. Buckle up for safety was a re-wording of Buckle Down, Winsocki

Get on Suzuki was Get Happy

Freakies cereal

Musical Freakies cereal

Quisp and Quake cereals

Hefty, Hefty, Hefty!

Dayvear! I think that might be my favorite.

Dunkin’ Donuts, it’s worth the trip!