You know this was something that after said makes sense but I never thought of before… nor will I ever again… {off to scrub brain clean… nice and clean nice and clean niceandclean nicenclean Oh Why won’t you become nice and clean?!}
Hoo-boy! Mrs. Montoya’s in for a surprise tonight!
For the story to say that early humans had sex with chimps is as dishonest as it is eye catching. What ever was having sex with chimps 7 million years ago, it wasn’t human - early or otherwise. Now if they wanted to use the terms Hominid or Hominoid those would have been correct.
Look, I’m sorry.
Really, really, sorry.
But you open yourself up for this, and someone’s gota do it.
“My name in Inigo. Montoya. We hava sex. Prepare to do it monkey style.”
Bedtime with Bonzo?
They weren’t chimpanzees either.
Maybe the proto-chimps in question were more like bonobos. From what I remember hearing at the zoo, bonobos are all about playing the Barry White records, if you know what I mean.
Come to think of it, that guy who got attacked by a chimp last year, didn’t he get his junk ripped off or something? I mean, talk about “she’s gotta have it.”
You know what the technical term is for a chimpanzee with a tail?
Imaginary.
Because a trained ape would get better poll numbers than Tom Suozzi.
No. It’s a . . . oh, what do you call it . . . when something should be there but isn’t . . .
He was attacked by males, I believe.
As I recall, they attack the face and genitals of prey. A child killed by Chimps in Africa had the same done to him. Large arteries in the neck and crotch; perhaps a good way to kill with those teeth.
Or, rather more ironically, this chimpy guy.
Great. Now we have the vision of crazy chimps chomping down on some guy’s crotch. This thread is going off in some lovely directions.
Good knowledge, though.