I’ve had drunken Friday nights like that. No hu-hu.
“Man, that was one crazy Yom Kippur.” [/Drawn Together]
I bet people aren’t exactly going ape about this discovery. Oh, and it brings a whole new meaning to “getting a little tail tonight.”
So that’s where the term “hot monkey love” came from.
So does that mean that, evolutionarily, we’re our own grandfather?
Singing:
Oh great.
I mean, it doesn’t come as any surprise at all that the divergence event of two or more species might not be abrupt and final (perhaps the ancestors of humans and chimps formed a set of ring species, for example, that later broke up into segments).
But you just know it’s not going to be very long before some moronic creationist turns this into “Immoral evolutionists say bestiality is A-OK!”
How could this NOT have been?
I mean, on the morning of September 28th, 205,673 B.C. (or whatever), do you imagine that some proto-human said, “Wait, that really, really, really homely chick I banged last night, when I was all drunk on that cheap rotten-berry juice–I’m never going going to do THAT again, not because it’s bad and wrong and disgusting and shameful and demeaning to me as a proto-human, but simply because our two species have deviated irrevocably, and cross-species sex is a no-no.”
Courtesy Mr. Davies:
Come and love me, be my ape man girl
And we will be so happy in my ape man world
Im an ape man, Im an ape ape man, Im an ape man
Im a king kong man, Im a voo-doo man
Im an ape man
Ill be your tarzan, youll be my jane
Ill keep you warm and youll keep me sane
And well sit in the trees and eat bananas all day
Just like an ape man
Must’ve have worked for someone at some point, rotten berry juice or not…
I hate myself for doing this, but I can’t help it. Chimps don’t have tails. 
Why is this thread getting ads for the NY State Governor’s race debate?
Now we wait for the other shoe to drop, where someone comes out with a study that asserts human-chimp relations was the genesis of some particular ethnic group.
Wait! What about the phrase “coyote ugly”, maybe that’s why we have canine teeth? :dubious:
Whence the true origins of “Jungle Fever?”
Am I the only one turned on by this board?? :-o
Graffitto from cave wall: “if you can stand to stick your dick into a termite hole, you’re in for some hot oral action”
I’ve always found a close correlation in behavior between chimps and politicians.
Does the link work?
Nope. Someone’s monkey’d with it.
So, anybody know how many chromosomes a chimpanzee has?
From my unfortunate experiences observing them at the zoo, chimp foreplay seems to consist of ripping the female’s arm out of it’s socket.