No, Saturn is not a star. Duh.
Going waaaaaay back, if you really wanted to escape the centripital force of the earth, go to the poles, not the equator. At the equator, the earth rotates at roughly 1000 mph. At the poles (the axis of rotation/where all lines of longitude meet) the speed is darn close to zero, but that’s the true poles, not the magnetic ones. But as we already know, centripital force is negligable, as is tilt on it’s axis.
In weighing the earth, you do have to account for all the people, birds, planes, and insects because they are all formed from pre-existing matter. Remember to HS physics, matter can neither be created or destroyed. It can change form. For instance, take raw materials and make a plane of the same weight, roughly, considering some matter is transformed into scrap and what not, but the weight of the before and after in an isolated system hasn’t changed. Babies take the place of months of food. Of course the food taken in weighs a heck of alot more than new borns, but the extra weight is excreted as some peoples brain matter; crap.
Air has weight. If you were to suck the air out of the container, you would be sucking out particles in the air, as well as the weight of the oxygen, nitrogen, carbon, and other imputities. All those weights removed would mean the object would be lighter.
To explain the airplane theory better, the airplanes create lift by forcing air down under their wings, towards the ground. The force on the ground, which is spread over unbelievable areas, is equal to the plane’s weight. Likewise with birds.
But while we are being technical, a talking scale wouldn’t work because the sound is admitted through the side of the scale where the object to be weighed would be placed, i.e. the earth. The sound waves would create a thrusting force, much in the same way heavy bass from large speakers shakes the ground. That would throw off accuracy by maybe .00001% Back to the drawing board.