earwax, earwax, c'mon ere and get yer jar of earwax

So I was wandering around on the the internet and found a link to this medical training supplier. After having a peruse I have decided that if I am ever rich (and an american) there are some things - which until today I had not known I needed - that I MUST have.

(While I don’t think that there is anything particularly NSFW here - there are quite graphic depiction of various bits as well as quite a creep factor for the more “lifelike” items)

Jar of earwax anyone? http://www.amazon.com/Ear-Wax-Diagnostic-Procedural-Trainer/dp/B0083Y16YY/ref=sr_1_221?s=industrial&ie=UTF8&qid=1376211852&sr=1-221

gangrene http://www.amazon.com/Nasco-Life-form-Unhealthy-Foot/dp/B0015TBBZS/ref=sr_1_62?s=industrial&ie=UTF8&qid=1376211352&sr=1-62

so nice to meet us… http://www.amazon.com/Fetus-7-Months-Placenta-Female/dp/B009K70Y9G/ref=sr_1_217?s=industrial&ie=UTF8&qid=1376211852&sr=1-217

Father’s day is coming up what about this for a gift http://www.amazon.com/Life-Form-LF01143U-Testicular-Self/dp/B006YCAMQU/ref=sr_1_47?s=industrial&ie=UTF8&qid=1376211306&sr=1-47

Or perhaps this (I was not quite game to see what it is actually used for but I did like the name) http://www.amazon.com/Life-Form-LF01050U-Hevi-Lube-Pint/dp/B004JO1WMI/ref=sr_1_64?s=industrial&ie=UTF8&qid=1376211352&sr=1-64

Lube? You say you need some personal lube?

Not too little. Not too much. Just the right amount.

You don’t say!

Does what it says on the label, is my guess. Lube to be used with an enema simulator, for training students.
IRL you used a water-based gel similar to KY, or sometimes that actual brand.

Note the earwax has 5 stars!

Dave Barry, in his 1994 book Dave Barry’s Gift Guide to End All Gift Guides, suggested several of these, including the medically accurate One Pound of Fat model and the Mr. Dip Mouth, which shows the effect of using smokeless tobacco. The mouth model opens, revealing grotesque sores (not unlike the Gangrene model). He suggests using it to awaken hung over friends. You can put it next to their face and, using the levers, work the mouth as you shout “Good morning Bill! Welcome to Hell!”
http://www.amazon.com/Dave-Barrys-Gift-Guide-Guides/dp/0517799529

It amuses me more than I can say that upon opening the first link, I was informed that “Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed…” several other disgusting life models and the Special Limited Edition jar of Marmite XO.

You can also purchase Fat Old Fred, Black.
What a country!

Sweet creamery butter! Yesterday I clicked links in this thread. I chuckled, and went on about my business. Now, every page I visit that has an ad is showing me the model fetus. Gack! It’s a lot harder to ignore than the latest Chris Bohjalian book (last thing I’d previously browsed at Amazon).

Note that these are sold by “AWW Stores”. I think they misspelled “EWW” :wink:

I am so getting a pair of these for next Halloween.