Yeah, if we’re talking 100 lb girl vs. 100 lb. Komodo Dragon ( a nice small one ), I’m gonna go with the girl every time :D.
I reckon that your Komodo Dragon probably has the worst breath of all the creatures. Well, tied with salt-water crocodiles.
Regards the OP: I would by a factor of many thousands prefer to fight a domestic cat. What the fuck can a domestic cat do to me that a swift kick, decent stitching and speedy antibiotics cannot ameliorate? On the other hand women fight really dirty…
Even if that’s the case, what about claws? Girls don’t have the kind of flesh ripping devices that cats do. They are not as quick either.
The bites you’ve seen I seriously doubt have come from girls. They probably come from Mike Tyson looking criminals. In half the time it would take for a girl to open her mouth and clamp down on someone, a cat could flay open an arm with its claws and turn a hand into a swiss cheese. And between their mouth and their talons, there’s plenty of diseases to go around.
Cats lick their butts and play in kitty litter boxes loaded with shit.
Sorry, no. I’ve seen some horrific injuries inflicted by girls and young women.
Overall, I’m otherwise not disagreeing with your comments. I perhaps focused my reply too narrowly, on the idea of single human bite vs. single cat bite. In that specific circumstance, I’d rather suffer a cat bite.
However, having seen what berserk cats can do, I have no wish at all to tangle with them, either.
But do not underestimate what sort of damage a coked up 16 year old 97 lb female can inflict when provoked. In addition to a bite severing the ulnar artery and ulnar nerve, a penetrating wound to the globe of the eye was inflicted by a sharpened fingernail belonging to the above-described fair maiden. (Well, I doubt her maiden status).
Hells teeth! A feisty one then?
If, by “feisty one” you really mean “psychopathic spawn of the old dark gods, who resides in the belly of the belly of the beast”, then yes.
The cat.
Because cats don’t sue.
I’d take the girl. I could outrun her.
In general, talking about human vs. cat, I’d prefer to take on the cat. I’ll probably be bitten or scratched, but only once. Even an adult cat can be grabbed by the scruff of the neck and held at arm’s length, and they’re pretty much helpless.
When you’re talking about a small girl, then things change. I’m a 275 pound 6’4" dude, and I have the same built-in weaponry the girl does. It’s hardly a fair fight.
Well, duh. Conventional wisdom is that komodo dragons just (just?) have a mouthful of nasty bacteria, but recent research implies that they’re actually venomous. I originally found out about the research from the journal “Nature” (from one of their podcasts, actually), but quite a few more sources are popping up now.
No, but their owners do.
As long as you’re going to insist that your own answer is the right one, why go around asking other people for their opinions? I mean, what’s a prison doctor going to know about the subject? :dubious:
They put cats in prison now? :eek:
Even so, I’d much rather be known as “the guy who was savagely mauled by a cat” instead of “the guy who was beaten up by a teenage girl.” I’ve had a bit of experience with safely immobilizing unruly felines, but none at all with wrestling 15-year-old girls into submission. Somehow I doubt that the same techniques apply.
I’m not sure what you’re saying here, to be honest.
You’d rather take on the cat, because girls have lawyers.
Yet, you’d rather be mauled by a cat than to be beaten up by a girl.
This leaves the question unanswered: Which do you think is easiest to restrain? It seems like at first you’re saying the girl is (that’s why you’re afraid of being sued). But then you equivocate?
Different techniques do apply when wrestling a girl as opposed to a cat. In my opinion and experience, to subdue a cat, its less about overpowering the animal with physical strength and more about knowing exactly where to hold the animal so that it can’t move and hurt you. You could be as big as The Rock and it won’t matter to a cat; if you don’t know where to hold, you won’t be able to win against the cat (without getting hurt like crazy). In contrast, a girl built like the one in the video going against your average adult is going to have a distinct disadvantage because of their weight and height. Sure, the girl will be bringing crazy into the mix, but other than that, her weaponery is no different than yours. So whatever technique you use will be reflective of that.