Why is a Swedish pancake like the sun?
“Bork bork?”
No, this joke is way older than that shtik. Why is a Swedish pancake like the sun?
Because it rises in the yeast and sets in the vest.
East coast girls are hip. I really dig those styles they wear.
If we’re just talking weather in the US, West really IS best. East is a BEAST, especially in the winter. 
Written like a true gentleman, Keep it going Sir!
Hmm…
I thought happiness results from love.
Money won’t buy you happiness, but it’s nice to have it around to be sure you don’t need anything.
Judging by your location, East. Can’t you tell?
Let us transcend locations.
East with a decidedly West coast mindset.
Here in the East it will take 6 hours to go nowhere.
Can’t discuss now. Busy! Sailing seas, east of Java, looking for Krakatoa. Will let you know after we make landfall…
= wins thread
May take him awhile, since Krakatoa’s actually west of Java.
You’ve obviously never been married. 
I believe you have been wooshed. 
And a Google fight says
West : 2.98B
East 2.15B
West > East.
Over the ocean. Thanks for the earworm.
West
It wouldn’t be the first time.
If you go far enough east, you end up in the west. And vice versa. so I remain ‘midway between’.
Happiness results from endorphins. And the world only goes around because there’s a guy pedaling in the middle. Sorry to burst your bubble.