I’m not surprised. This is amateur hour, and it’s a very silly song not intended to be played, but only ever sung. The idea is that there’s a kind of… I don’t know what you’d call it properly – ad-libbing rhythmically to shoehorn all the syllables into the measure, and with all the shoehorning the measure gets stretched out longer than it should be (which is intended to sound silly and a little irregular). It’s a sort of (very short) cumulative/iterative song, like “I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly,” you know? “The Rhinoceros is ___-ing up and -ing (or-ing up __________, etc) on the Baby”. An intermediate verse, one I don’t often sing, is “The Rhinoceros is saving up to buy a can of peas to feed the baby.”
If you make Noteflight play it, in all its current awfulness, it really sounds just like we sing it, BTW. So it’s playable from a computer’s perspective, I guess.
Here’s the money quote – I needed to know this. Thank you for spelling it out for me. With your and Le Ministre’s help, I’m fixing my beams now.
Well, no. I tried it that way first, but that’s not quite how my husband sings it, at least going by the playback on the Noteflight site; the triplet setup as Le Ministre explained it to me (end results here) sound just right. I realize the Noteflight MIDI player is incapable of a subtlety most musicians take for granted and that the triplet notation might not be needed for human players, but it does get me the results I want.
OK! I’ve fixed that (you can see it fixed if you refresh). Should I change the “MIGHTY” in the 8th bar too (to, let’s see, I think it would be triplet-quarter tied to quarter tied to half), or is it just dotted notes that shouldn’t span the middle of the measure?