Eau de greenbucks: World's most expensive perfume on sale at Harrods

I actually own one that’s got a milk note in it, and was sold in a milk carton. See here.

Buh? That package makes me think of the whiff of a nursing mother that’s been up for 18 hours.

I can’t think of any pleasant olfactory associations for milk – at all.

Wouldn’t Paris Hilton hymen be even more rare?