Edgar Allan, you won't do. (A crow who's stalking me)

Y’all know I have critter issues.

I seem to attract the weirdos, oddballs and any planning on murdering me.

Well, Edgar Allan has found me.

Son-of-a-wrek is not sure it’s a Crow, at all. He says Grackle.

He does look a little different than the normies I have in abundance. I still say Crow.

He’s sorta given me the creepy crawlies.

I was walking my regular route today and Edgar stalked me the whole way. A scratchy caw, occasionally.

I was thinking we finally left him behind. Oh Noooooo! He popped outta the brush just as I was feeling safe.

Ivy nearly had a a heart attack.

He’s sitting calmly on the bird bath at the moment staring at the house.

Should I be concerned?

(PS, I’m getting some whole peanuts to give as an offering)

Nevermore.

Aaaaccckkk

I never pictured Beck to be Robin the cradle.

There is a wonderful running story on X about a crow named Gerard. The poster, Bexxa, is great at storytelling.

Gift link to a New York Times article that crows hold grudges against humans who offend them, for as long as seventeen years.

If it’s actually a crow, I’d start feeding it. Set out some dry dog food. Make a friend. You don’t want to make an enemy of a crow, because they not only can hold a grudge as @Dewey_Finn notes, ISTR they’ll teach other crows to perpetuate that grudge!

Correct. That article says that when an individual crow has a grudge against a human, the rest of the murder will share that grudge.

They also tenaciously hold grudges. When a murder of crows singles out a person as dangerous, its wrath can be alarming, and can be passed along beyond an individual crow’s life span of up to a dozen or so years, creating multigenerational grudges.

Yeah. I believe this is one of Son-of-a-wrek’s enemies.

He has made a whole murder mad at him.

He claims he’s never seen this one. Hmm :thinking:.

I feed many many birds everyday. The crows get more than their fair share. Greedy grumps, they are.

I hear peanuts are their favorites.

I ain’t above bribery.

Is this cockney rhyming slang ? Edgar Allan Poe = Crow ?

Na na na na na, Beckman

I’ve got a Mockingbird that stalks me around the yard. He’s my Bird Friend.

Well, Mr. Fish…I’ve been told I may have a Fish crow stalking me.

Do you know anything about that? Hmmm? :thinking:

'Tis the wind and nothing more!

A grackle is considerably smaller than a crow. And in the right light it’s head is usually a dark metallic shade of green. Unlike crows, grackles are not known for their intelligence (or vindictiveness).

I’ll look closer. If I dare.

I’m certainly not inviting him into my bed chamber. He can rap rap rap to his hearts content.

(He isn’t actually knocking on my window pane…Yet)

Perhaps you should befriend some hawks or other birds of prey.

Think about what Edgar Allan Poe is known for. As alluded to by several other posters in this thread.

Don’t think too hard.

Cause Poe wrote the Raven. Not the crow.

But you get it. Right?

Nevermore. :frowning: