EEEEEWWWWW!! YUCK!! (A sexually related thread.)

FarTreker wrote:

Mmmmm … pizza …

The best news since this thread started. We can all go on with our lives now. Well, untill he returns again with a new username, posting anonimously for a few weeks.

But sooner or later, he can’t resist telling us all about his own Parallell Soft Porn Universe. Sure, it’s all in his head, but still. We ALL must know about it :rolleyes:

I would much rather have sex with a freshly-showered individual. Hell, I’d rather begin the sex by showering with the individual.

It’s a little late in the thread, I realize, but don’t most colognes have lots of alcohol in them? NEWS FLASH! Getting alcohol on your balls stings like a sonofabitch!

Just take a quick shower before you put your pubes out for display! Jeez!

I have never smelled one that I thought was pleasant, much less preferable to a clean man.

And I have never, in the course of MANY men, met one who splashes it anywhere near his crotch.

As for “ewww”… you are crazy. A clean, natural scent (not odoroless or soap, but the true scent of naughty bits) is very, very erotic.

stoid