I’m never gonna do that again, I promise you.
::confoozed look on face::
…er?
Oh come on - it wasn’t THAT bad, was it?
You know, if I had a quarter for everytime I said that…
Maybe you did it wrong.
Ya know, there’s a handy little accessory, that can usually almost completely eliminate the mess. Most of the time.
Try doing it in front of a mirror a few times, that should help.
Well, what do you expect if you fail properly secure the mule to the hitching post before beginning?
Ya know, I tried that once when I was a teenager–bad move!
sigh
No, no, no. First the creamed spinach. Second the nun. Third the Wankel rotary engine. It just won’t work in any other order.
what? i thought it was the NUN first! dammit, THAT’S why i couldn’t make it work!
OTOH, it makes for some rather interesting results anyhow…
Yeah, my friends all tried that. What a buncha maroons.
You think YOUR results were interesing?
Turns out the nun we had was a guy in drag.
Talk about interesting results…
OH! Is THAT what happened! I tried it with a monk! No! Wait! That’s not what I meant!
oh never mind
And this time… I mean it!
Well if you won’t be needing it, can I borrow that…thing?
Well, she would have hated it either way, but you could have at least tried to use lube.
And the simple fact of the matter is that I’ll never re-use fried chicken grease for this kind of thing again. Well maybe but next time I’ll let it cool down.
Let it cool down for about an hour, actually.
MMMMmmmmm…chicken jello…
It’s easier if you envision your audience naked when performing this again.