The electoral college can and has voted against the wishes of the people, and in at least one case it turned out to be something of a good thing.
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In 1820, James Monroe ran essentially unopposed for reelection and carried the popular vote in every state in the nation. When the electoral college met, one elector dissented and cast his vote for someone else (I’d like to know whom). His reason? George Washington was the only president to ever be unanimously elected by the electoral college, and the dissenting elector intended to keep that honor Washington’s alone, thus preserving a special place for our first president and our election history. It serves as a reminder that this is a republic, and that the voice of dissent will at least be heard, if not acknowledged.
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Someday, the electoral college might just turn out to be our best friend. It’s like that “get out of jail free” card that you can only use once. I offer you a hypothetical example.
After the resignations of President Bush, Vice President Dole, Speaker Hastert, and every Democrat holding public office for receiving oral sex on the job in 2002, President Pro Tempore Strom Thurmond takes the reigns of the presidency, but Congress bickers for twenty months trying to decide whom to appoint as his vice president. Furthermore, house Republicans cannot find a single Representative or Senator who has not had oral sex on Capitol Hill, so they do not officially appoint a Speaker or President Pro Tempore.
President Thurmond stuns an apathetic nation by announcing that he will run for reelection in 2004, and as a publicity stunt, the Republican Party nominates a computer-animated Teddy Roosevelt as his running mate. This is really a plan to have Newt Gingrich appointed Thurmond’s vice president after the election.
Thurmond’s main opponent is from the newly formed White Quilt Party, Adolf Heidler, IV. Two days before the election, it is determined that Thurmond has in fact been dead since his last bid for the presidency in 1949, and has been getting himself reelected to office ever since simply out of habit.
An emergency convention settles on Arnold Schwartzenegger as the Republican candidate, but election officials point out that because Arnold was born outside of the United States, he is ineligible to run. In the wake of this unexpected result, every single member of the Republican Party announces him or herself a candidate, and splits the vote forty million and one ways.
Heidler walks away with the election, winning a majority vote in every state mostly because he is the only non-write-in candidate on the ballot, and a majority of Americans are by now functionally illiterate and really wanted to push that shiny red button, anyway.
In the intervening period before his inauguration, Heidler announces that he is the direct descendent of the secret offspring of Adolf Hitler and Geli Rabaul. On Charlie Rose, Heidler announces invites his followers to burn the Capitol and take members of the legislature’s mistresses (or masters) hostage in order to have Congress declare Heidler Fuhrer. The public watches with disinterest until Vice-President Elect Bill Gates announces that Windows 2005 will be available only to White Quilt Party members, and all prior Microsoft products will recieve no further technical support.
A sober Electoral College meets on a cold winter day to rubber-stamp the election results. But instead, they elect Reform Party Candidates Jesse Ventura and Jerry Springer President and Vice. The first act of the 109th Congress is to offer an amendment banning the electoral college, and it is quickly approved by every state except Minnesota.
Former Secretary of State turned Acting President Jesse Helms turns the presidency over to Ventura that February. America is saved, sort of.
So you see, the Electoral College might not be such a bad thing after all, right?
Right?