Indeed, it sure is going to be great. I love a good debate just as much as the next guy. Let me start off with a few basics though:
Lightning is NOT caused by the clouds, or by some “rubbing your feet across the carpet” mechanism. Just because that generates static electricity does not mean the clouds can. Sprites and Elves show us that this energy comes from space. Here is a picture showing the electric phenomena we know of, and the altitudes they occur at:
Can you see? At very high altitudes, there is very little atmosphere which means there is very little electric resitivity. This is why vacuum tubes work so well; there is very little air.
When the solar “wind” comes flowing in, we get auroras on our MAGNETIC poles:
That is how it works. We don’t get auroras because the solar current is electrically neutral, we get auroras because there is a great amount of energy being exchanged.
All of a sudden the “impossible” lightning storms our ancestors described make sense. Here are some of the effects larger discharge events can have on entire planets.
Lightning on a golf course:
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Compared to features on Venus:
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and on the Moon:
Take a look at the crater known as Tycho. Just left of the arrow pointing at it there is a “ray” that points not towards the center of the crater but towards the crater rim. How can an impact have caused this? It didn’t, that is where the stream of electrons travelled across the face of the moon towards the point of discharge.
A lightning rille on Earth:
and on the moon (Schroter’s Valley):
Mars is a much more sad story. Long ago this planet had life, but one day a massive comet flew by it and zapped the hell out of it. The northern hemisphere of the planet was “lifted off,” while the southern hemisphere was crushed with lightning strikes. This is why the northern hemisphere sits 3000 feet below the average for the planet, while the southern hemisphere is 3000 feet above the average elevation.
One feature of a lightning crater is that it has a raised mound in the middle, and moisture trapped inside the soil and claw rises out of the ground and sweats away from the arc.
These results have been achieved in labs before, in experiments like this one:
These miniature electric craters have raised bumps in the middle.
And this one:
The feature you see on the left there is the Olympus Mons on Mars, supposedly the solar systems largest volcano. The “volcano” seems to have craters centered on other craters, and sports a surprisingly smooth cauldera.
The craters centered on other craters is caused by the arc jumping from the lowest elevation (the center of the crater) to the highest elevation (the crater rim). There it begins a new crater, centered on the previous one.
The massive object that caused this event would have been super charged with that ether (or dark energy). When this object passed by Mars the planet discharged its electrons through its North pole, as the direction a magnetic field spins is indicative of the movement of electrons:
The object discharged its ether into the south pole of Mars, crushing the southern hemisphere with lightning bolts, while the north pole was lifted off. Near the equator, a massive arc created the Valles Marineris and the 4 great “volcanoes” forming the triangle you can see on the topography map.
Oh you thought that was crazy, I’m just getting warmed up. Before this object passed by Mars, it also stopped by the planet that used to be the asteroid belt. I’ll call this planet Krypton, after Superman’s blown up homeworld. The object was much more charged at this time, and had a much greater charge difference. Rather than zapping the planet the object just blew it up, gaining the necessary electrons from it. After that it passed by Mars, but wasn’t nearly as powerful so it just zapped the hell out of the planet. After that, it passed by Earth and ended the Golden Age we once had here. It created two great hurricanes at our poles, sucking up the water and quickly freezing it, creating our ice caps.
Boy, that Krypton though… You know in many of the comics, such as Kingdom Come, the story of Superman is basically the story of Jesus Christ. If this story really did have some truth to it, the asteroid belt would be Jesus’ Krypton. 
All of a sudden, these old paintings from the past make so much more sense!
The crucifixion, painted in 1350:
What’s that, over Jesus’ shoulder?
Maybe he was just ripping off this guy, though?
Oh maaan, here he comes from Krypton!
Look ho! What sorcery is that?
and that!
Good ol’ Moses, recieving those stone tablets…
The Madonna with St. Giovanino
Another Crucifixion
Sputnik:
That’s how you tie in the Electric Sun theory to religion. Let’s see the Big Bang do that.