Electricity and Hurricanes

Did you consider the theory that the second poster in that thread posited. That it was the local “knee-grows” that did it?

OoOOoOk. Things to note about Hurricane Wilma, from the article I posted above that you did not read, titled “Wilma the Superstorm and the Energy from the Vacuum”:

Note the large storm surge the hurricanes suck up.

And:

and finally:

That is a lot closer to how hurricanes work than you described. And nope, didn’t even occur to me that the local knee-grows did it, as many other places saw similar damage, as well. Something tells me that maybe it wasn’t a large category 3 - as the official story says - after all.

While I’m too busy working on my rendition of “Lithium” for the next American Idol. I mean, it’s gotta be nearly as easy to sing like Cobain as it is to sing like Corgan or Dylan.

Meteorologist chiming in, yes, I’ll bite.

I read the entire article, and I saw exactly zero cites to this “alternative” theory of hurricanes (I don’t consider links to the lunar time tables relevant). When one has an alternative theory to years of hurricane research, it is normal to provide attempts at proving it.

To mention each of the article’s points anyway…

ALL hurricanes produce storm surges. 30 feet is the high end of what hurricanes can produce, storm surge-wise, but Wilma had the lowest Atlantic central pressure on record, so this is not much of a shock. I’m not exactly sure how the author was tying this in.

Whoever wrote this has no understanding of meteorology. Polar (cold) air is defined by the polar jet stream. It cannot “jump” over the jet stream. The jet stream is a discontinuity formed by temperature gradients below it, throughout the troposphere. Since the temperature gradient forms the jet stream, the polar air cannot be “south” of the jet stream. Secondly, the subtropical jet is weak to non-existent during the summer, as the temperature gradients between the mid-latitude air and the tropical air is small. Based on this, the rest of the paragraph makes no sense, and cannot be logically followed. Whatever he is talking about with regards to cold temperatures, makes no physical sense, as again, would be present in mid-latitude cyclones, and hurricanes come in contact with them all the time, and virtually always cause them to weaken rapidly. I have no idea what a “dry tongue” means in reference to this subject.

And finally…

I haven’t much of an idea what he is saying, but it is true that hurricanes release a large amount of energy, in the form of latent heat release. Water vapor condenses into water (maybe some ice), and heat is released. What is the point though? Your garden variety mid-latitude cyclone releases far more energy (they are much larger than hurricanes) in this same way. Hurricanes help transport heat from the low latitudes to the polar latitudes. They are necessary.

Just because a hurricane releases huge amounts of energy (no one disagrees with that), does not mean that they are electrical.

If this does not suffice, please explain your arguments in clear, concise sentences. They will be a lot easier to discuss rather than copy/pasting some alternative science mumbo-jumbo.

To clarify, hurricanes are somewhat electrical, as there can be lightning. However they are not as electrical as your typical thunderstorm complex on the Great Plains pretty much every day of the summer.