Hi kids.
A number of you have been emailing and checking to see if I had a pulse. Well, the good news is yes, I have a pulse now, and I’m back.
I was sick. I’m better. I was performing, and now I’m not. I’m heading back to school on Tuesday, but I’ll be signin’ onto the boards regularily.
Missed ya all. sniff
Of course, none of you missed me.
Bastards.
Elly
Of course we missed you ! Welcome home. Did you bring us gifts ?
::: looks into her bag of goodies :::
Hmm… let’s see…
::: pulls out a glow-in-the-dark plastic spoon :::
For you to bend minds with, dear one.
E.
Ooooh thank you ! Now I can even bend minds in the dark !
hi, welcome back.
when is the slide show of “my time in the underworld?”
Welcome back Elly…missed ya…so has Chernobyl been fixed yet?
OOOHH! Nifty comeback! 
Welcome Back
Glad to hear you’re no longer sick, and good luck at school.
Odieman! Lady Juliet! Bosda! rockingchair!
Chernobyl is still stuck with his 4 testicles. Poor little angel…
rockingchair - the preview starts at 5pm, next Friday. Bring popcorn.
Errr…
Hi, Elly.
Welcome back!
I swear I was gonna write. Honest.
Elly, I switched 'puters and don’t have you on ICQ anymore. Please add me again so I can find you! I have missed you and am relieved you’re feeling better.
Yeah yeah, AlbertRose… we believe ya.
Tequila - done and done
Elly.
Sweet, sweet Elenfair, now that you have returned, maybe you can help me out. I’ve always wondered… what does “Holy sh*t, I’m stapled to the couch!” mean?
If you’re going to come back from the dead, you really should have had yourself embalmed, first.
Lady Speedstick anti-perspirant just does not cut it.
Now go to the undertaker’s & get yourself some nice formaldihyde.
Or, to the liquer store, for some gin. That’ll get you embalmed–quick.
Oh, Albert Rose, dearest, that’s a story better told over a pint or two of beer.
::: looking at Bosda :::
But… but… I was really careful not to drop maggots everywhere… really!