That’s the title of the new story on Yahoo:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060517/ap_on_sc/elephant_treadmill
You just know that the handles of this treadmill are going to end up as coathangers for enormous bathrobes and the like.
Yeah, but the real question is, even if they do get Dumbo to use the treadmill, will he take off?
I just couldn’t resist. 
Hah! Great, Northern Piper. I was too blind to see that myself.
Does he have his magic feather or not?
In related news, moray eels do not care about Jacques Derrida.
Deconstructing Nemo?
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Here is more info on Maggie.
I hate the treadmill, too.