Elephant Polo: Ladyboys Slug It Out with New Zealand's All Blacks Rugby Team

Story here.

It’s been years since I played elephant polo, but New Zealand’s All Blacks rugby team is represented every year. They always do one of those Maori war dances beforehand, which is something to see.

The story makes a big mistake in identifying Tiffany’s ladyboy cabaret as being in Bangkok’s Patpong red-light district. It’s not. It’s in Pattaya. Patpong does not have any cabaret clubs per se of any type at all.

I recall an all-ladyboy team named the Screwless Tuskers. Controversy arose when they insisted they be grouped in the women’s-team category but it was argued they retained the upper-body strength of men. I was not playing then and forget how it was settled. Not in their favor, I think. This recent match between the Tiffany’s team and the All Blacks was just an exhibition match.

I could have sworn the thread title said “Ladybugs.” Now THAT would be a match!

That would be a great name for a ladyboy team!

It would be like some old monster movie, something where they end up fighting a swarm of car-sized ladybugs.

Check out the buffet!

Here it is. The elephants are fed well treated like kings during the tournament. They even get the spa treatment, with rubdowns and showers. They don’t play more than half a chukka at a time, meaning they’re on the field for only about 3-1/2 minutes playing time before they’re switched out. Or is it 7 minutes? Not sure now. I can honestly say the elephants I’ve seen at each tournament seemed to be enjoying themselves thoroughly.

All the recent photos are here including the All Blacks doing the Maori bit (#15).

Huh. That was not the buffet. Try it again here.

World Elephant Polo Association including rules and regulations.

Well, the All Blacks regularly play Australia, so a bunch of ladyboys lumbering about on elephants is good preparation :wink:

Worth noting - those are all former All Blacks - but I would pay good money to see some current All Blacks take on elephant riding ladyboys. :smiley:

With a thread title like that, how could you not look?