Back story:
Last May - in the year of our lord 2019, my small Podunk town hospital/ER took one or two looks at me and abruptly send me to Big City hospital with cuter nurses and a better menu. I have been here ever since, and every test and/or procedure resulted in not so good news. (But I am not upset or anything).
The doctors and nurses have literally saved my life, though I did have some doubtful moments when I first arrived here in their ICU and had some procedures done. At least 3 ICU surgeons visited me the next day and all basically said the same thing, “If this operation/procedure doesn’t work, the best we can do is make you comfortable as possible. Are you able to contact your next-of-kin?”. Nope…in my rush to get to ER via 911, I left my cell phone on the kitchen counter. WHERE ALL MY CONTACTS RESIDE!
I am now much better and have brighter thoughts about the future. (If anyone is curious about what was wrong with me (which I doubt), I have two sheets of paper listing in medical terminology and cryptic medical codes about all my ailments and surgeries going back at least to my birth).
Now on to my GQ question, my interest in a fact-based answer would be greatly appreciated.
FACT: I was bored out of my skull lying (laying?) in a hospital bed and looking at scenery that never changes or cable TV channels which is about the same.
FACT: Hey, I got a few dollars on my VISA. Why not spend it on something besides Amazon Prime movies and/or books! Something interesting to overcome my boredom.
FACT: They have guest/patient internet access and loanable iPads here!
To make a long story less lengthy, I purchased a gamut of camera gear - including a modestly-priced Canon dSLR, 3 lenses (whew, there went my budget! POOF!), flash, tripod, lens filters, various batteries, etc., and a divers watch just for the bling - and in case they find my body in 300 feet of Lake Michigan water, it wil still be ticking, or else can be sent back for replacement free of charge!
My thought was to document my hospital stay, as I was getting bored with shooting the spring flowers. They are all starting to look alike.
Fine so far, right?
I have a CT scan w/ contrast in a few hours and have a wild & thoughtful question. Mine always are :D, however some of the floor nurses here are just now getting when my off-beat sense of humor kicks in, and would probably laugh to themselves down the hallway, and asking each nurse, “Did you hear about what Cabin_Fever wants to do NOW?”
So now the serious question…what would it take - other than the doctors’/Administrations’/patients’ consent…to decontaminate a camera/tripod set discretely in the corner of the OR and time-lapse record the procedure? It would be better than a home video of my last vacation don 'cha think?
Obviously, I would rather not dunk it in a bucket of bleach. So…what do they do for those real-life television shows?
Thanks for any insights, and for reading this lengthy post.