Empeachment vs. Embalment?(or however it's spelled)

This is not only mundane, pointless and stupid, but I feel at this moment that my judgment has been impaired enough for this to be posted. So, I must share it.

Does anyone else think of a body being preserved in a giant peach when they hear talk of empeachment, such as the Clinton case and the much talked about case of Mr. Estrada.
I know very well what the term on the news means, but I believe that if there are limited uses of a word it’s everyone’s duty to find new, but legitimate uses for them.
Turning back to the issue at hand.

Apart from the complications of growing such a peach, there would be a few technical difficulties in achieving true mummification in fresh froot. May I suggest the dried variety do those who decide to achive creating this phenomenon, (possibly for the first time?). That, will however raise new peach size problems! So… am I insane or was that just one too many shots of peach liquer tonight?

— I. Ahm Kun’fu-Zed T’ni-Te

Quote: “I am.”

There is a thread somewhere on this MB (anyone link… please) that supports the theory that YOU need to send the readers whatever drug your are on. I’ll take two.

Already conspiracy! People moving in… talking about me “somewhere on this MB” as you put it! WHERE!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHERE!!!

Oh, and the stuff is on it’s way, absoul, in a bag that bears a striking resemblance to the suitcase described in “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.”

That’s some phunky ass peach liquer I tell ya.

Par A. Nojd

“I am.”

Morrison’s Lament said:

It’s impeachment…and I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say you’re probably the only one.

Yes.