Hey cool. Let’s see what we got…
CONFLICT:
Earth a) has been overrun hordes of insectlike aliens, b) has been attacked by humanoid aliens with superior technology (usually in the form of giant robots), or c) is embroiled in a massive civil war no one can remember who started
B applies, and the whole story is about defending against A.
**PROTAGONIST:
a) A wisecracking rouge with a dark past b) A brooding efeminate teenager **
Hmm. Brooding, definitely. But effeminate? Nah. That’s Alai, the wisecracking sidekick.
Half a point.
ROMANTIC INTEREST
a) A screeching immature girl or b) A hard-core no-nonsense bitch c) His female enemy counterpart
None in the novel, and OSC demanded no romantic interest added for the movie (which was why it took so long to sell, I asked him myself over ten years ago.)
HIS JOB IS
a) Genetically enhanced or otherwise gifted super-soldier (usually a pilot of some kind) b) Some kind of professional criminal c) Some form of paramilitary or civilian contractor (bountyhunter, privateer, gunfighter, detective, etc)
A in training.
ANTAGONIST(S)
a) A personal rival b) arrogant military commander c) Some guy from his past
Quite a few A’s, and definitely B. (Would Peter count as C? Maybe.)
**BASIC PLOT
-Our hero is thrust into a war he does not understand. **
Yep.
-Over the course of countless battles fighting mindless bugs, mechanzied automatons or otherwise faceless enemies he is forced to deal with a variety of issues, both personal and external.
Yep.
-His relationship with his love interest will at first be professional and somewhat conflicted. Eventually they will realize their feelings for each other and it will save them in the end (or kill one or both of them but saving the Earth).
See above.
-In the end, there will be an epic battle that will destroy nearly everyone and everything. The good guys will win, but at what cost?
Hmm, kinda.
**And it would help if the book was writen something like this: “YOUR ACTIONS ARE INCORRECT! CAN’T YOU SEE I’M SERIOUS!! WE MUST CONTINUE FIGHTING THE BIOMEGALOPODS UNTIL ONE OF US IS DESTROYED!!! YAAAAAAAAAHH!!!” **
Ehh…not really. I can just see it, though: ALL YOUR BATTLE SCHOOLS ARE BELONG TO US. Fwah! Maybe I should write the “Bad Anime Version”…