England in March - advice needed

It looks like Mrs. Mancer and I will be headed to England in March. We’ll probably be there for a little over a week. We’ll be headquartered in Londin, I imagine, but we may venture elsewhere to see some things.

  • What weather/temperatures can we expect around then?

  • There’s some typical touristy stuff we want to see - the Tower of London, the British Museum, Stonehenge. On the other hand, neither of us is overly interested in castles or parliament or anything like that. Any recommendations for unusual and interesting sights?

  • I’m a Doctor Who fan. I know there used to be “permanent” exhibitions, but I imagine those are all gone now. Apart from a tour of the major quarries, is there anything I might want to check out?

  • Can someone recommend a good, yet inexpensive hotel? Any travel tips for London and environs? Do most of the natives speak English? Should I carry an extra, “throw-away” decoy wallet? Is the water safe to drink?

Any tips are welcomed.

Of course, we’re going to check out the various entrances to Hell…

- What weather/temperatures can we expect around then?
Rainy, very windy, temperature around 10C/50F average

- There’s some typical touristy stuff we want to see - the Tower of London, the British Museum, Stonehenge. On the other hand, neither of us is overly interested in castles or parliament or anything like that. Any recommendations for unusual and interesting sights?
I’ll get back to you (or someone else will).

- I’m a Doctor Who fan. I know there used to be “permanent” exhibitions, but I imagine those are all gone now. Apart from a tour of the major quarries, is there anything I might want to check out?
Dr Who Exhibition, Longleat. Longleat is a stately home near Stonehenge with lots of other visitor attractions (the lions that live there are pretty famous).

**- Can someone recommend a good, yet inexpensive hotel? Any travel tips for London and environs? Do most of the natives speak English? Should I carry an extra, “throw-away” decoy wallet? Is the water safe to drink? **
I’ll get back to you about hotels etc. The natives all speak English, but that doesn’t mean you’ll be able to understand us. Don’t worry about the decoy wallet. The water wont kill you either, but the beer might.

Lots of stuff at VisitBritain.com.

The weather will be a mix of cold and wet and the odd mild, sunny day, but nothing extreme in either direction. You can get more via the Met Office. The BBC has a rough 90-day forecast at this page.

As for unusual sights … the Tate Modern (London) is a good modern art museum. I’d recommend avoiding Stonehenge, unless you feel like spending an entire day in a car driving there and back and sharing the experience with a dozen coachloads of snap-happy teenage tourists. I’ve been told that some of the ghost/Ripper walks can be quite fun in London, and there are museums aplenty (including the Science Museum, the Natural History Museum and the V&A). A ticket on the London Eye is a good idea if the weather’s clear, and you may enjoy a trip to the Royal Observatory at Greenwich (a boat trip from Westminster Pier down the Thames).

I’m afraid I’m no expert on staying in London, but it is ludicrously expensive for what you’ll receive. Hotel prices are possibly the worst example of London’s money-vacuum in action. You may get some gems from the VisitBritain website above or from TimeOut.

Legomancer

if you’re heading out to Stonehenge, also stop by Wookey Hole underground caves. Check out the papermill on the same site.

http://www.wookey.co.uk/
^awful website, but will give you a rough idea. They are well worth the experience.

www.hotel-london.co.uk
www.smoothhound.co.uk
www.activehotels.com/search/index.php
www.londontown.com

As I’ve mentioned before, if you’re in Central London, & want to see the ‘major’ artworks but aren’t really a gallery person, then break your day at the National Gallery. It’s free - use ‘the facilities’, have a cup of coffee, go see a masterwork of art or three. Do the same the next day, that way you won’t get ‘museum overload’.

Would you be interested in seeing a show? 'Cos London tends to be fairly good for that sort of thing. Ditto restaurants, though there are a lot of crap ones too.

Unfortunately you’re arriving too late for the bodyworlds exhibition. I hear that is quite good, if rather weird. Given that you are too late I don’t know why I mention in really. Sorry.

Frankly, it’s amazing how little us Londoners and near Londoners really know about the place. It’s just too freaking big and actually tends to be quite provincial - almost a collection of urban villages rather than one town. I always recommend a visit to Soho though - if you’re a Dr Who fan you might like some of the film & TV memorabilia stores there.

Sorry I’m not more help. I’m just not really a city boy.

pan

On the subject of Wookey Hole - if you’re renting a car and driving out of London, there’s a line of really nice iron-age sites in a rough south-west line that crosses the M4 motorway, that make for a fantastic day’s drive: The White Horse of Uffington, Dragon Hill, the Blowing Stone, Wayland’s Smithy, Silbury Hill, West Kennet Long Barrow, Avebury Stone Circle (so big that there’s a village inside it), Glastonbury Tor, Wookey Hole, Cheddar Gorge (where you can purchase real authentic Cheddar).

Don’t whatever you do go to Madam Tussaud’s; it’s crap.

Cool I was sure this was over by now. I’m in London on the wkend of the 7th and it closes on the 9th. Wohoo.

OH if anybody wants to join me and then spending the day eating and drinking and possibly doing the Imperial War Museum or the V & A you’re very welcome :slight_smile:

Bring gloves. Seriously. I visited my relatives in England in April, 2000 and I managed to get 2 days in London. They were during a cold snap with near freezing rain, and I wish I had brought my gloves. They don’t take up much room, and, to paraphrase Sam Gamgee, you’ll want them if you haven’t got them.

There are tour busses which will let you get on and off all day for 15 pounds. They hit all the major tourist spots, if I recall, and they’re well worth the money. The British Museum is wonderful, and I also recommend the National Gallery. I stopped in there to get out of the cold and I saw paintings by old masters for the first time. They were instantly recognizable not because I’d seen them before, but because their quality shown out above the other paintings in the room. There was a painting by Dali which is still emblazoned on my mind.

I’ll second being Stonehenge being too far from London for what it is. It’s definitely a day trip at least. If you decide to see it, though, you might also want to consider throwing in a visit to Salisbury and Old Sarum.

I’m afraid I can’t recommend any cheap hotels; when I’m in England, I sponge of my relatives.

CJ

There are B&B’s in London, which may be cheaper than hotels. I know there are several in Kensington, which is a nice area and reasonably central.

Travel tips:

Buy a weekly Travelcard if you’re planning on spending most or all of the week in the London area. Zones 1-2 will cover most of the main tourist attractions in central London, and Travelcards are good for the Underground, trains, and buses (apart from the sightseeing buses).

Getting mugged is pretty unlikely, but pickpockets are common, so beware of placing anything valuable in outer pockets or open bags. Always watch your bags in public places – this means don’t drape purses over the backs of chairs, and such like. Basically, don’t put anything worth taking in a position to be taken.

Try to avoid using minicabs – get a black cab instead. If anyone asks you “You want a minicab?”, just say no – they’re not legally allowed to solicit anyhow, and while most will get you where you want to go in one piece, some … won’t.

And don’t eat at any of the steakhouses. They cater exclusively to tourists who don’t know any better, and their kitchens are often less than hygienic. I mean it.

Things to see: I’ll second both the Tate Modern and the London Eye (bring binoculars); plus, now that the wobbly Millennium Bridge is no longer wobbly you can walk straight over the river from the Tate to St. Paul’s (or vice versa). I dunno if anything will be on at The Globe (which is near the Tate Modern), but you might find that an interesting experience (helpful tip: dress for outdoors, and if you have a seat rent a cushion – your butt will thank you).

Pick up a Time Out magazine as soon as you get into town, and it will have details about what’s on and where. Concerts, plays, art exhibitions, club life, comedy shows, the whole nine yards.

Apart from the big museums, you might try the Sir John Soane’s Museum near Holborn station – an amazing house full to the rafters with stuff. All kinds of stuff, from a sarcophagus in the basement to paintings to bric-a-brac of all types. I also always recommend the book displays at the new British Library near St. Pancras station. If you’re even a mild bibliophile, this is worth a visit.

On the river itself is the HMS Belfast if you’re into big naval vessels; Tower Bridge is nearby, and there is a museum in the bridge itself (which, I understand, includes a walk across the upper span of the bridge).

Outside of the center (excuse me, “centre”), you might try Hampton Court Palace (about a half hour or so journey from Waterloo Station) and Kew Gardens (probably not all that nice in March, though, apart from the enclosed gardens).

That’s probably enough for now.

Oh, and if you ask nicely, we might have a LonDope to celebrate the occasion of your visit. :wink:

Always trust the American living in London to know waaaaaay more than the natives…

If you’re going to Stonehenge, check out Silbury hill and [as part of the same trip - that part of the country is absolutely riddled with ancient earthworks and the like, but Avebury is pretty special - you will find lots of guitar-carrying, bearded folks wearing multicoloured apparel hugging the stones, but they are pretty harmless (just don’t annoy them like I did by hugging the modern concrete markers which have been put in place to mark where there used to be stones). I found Avebury more enjoyable than Stonehenge, as you can walk amongst and around the stones - Stonehenge has a perimeter fence now.

If you’re down near the New Forest for any reason, then a visit to [url=“http://www.hants.gov.uk/leisure/garden/exbury/”]Exbury Gardens](http://www.eng-h.gov.uk/archcom/projects/summarys/html98_9/2257aveb.htm"Avebury[/url) is recommended (if you like that sort of thing) - the Azaleas and Rhododendrons will be at their peak.

The West Country is a little far away from London for a day trip, but if you’re heading down that way for an overnight stop, it’s well worth experiencing the rugged beauty of Dartmoor, but it will still be a little bleak and uninviting in March. The Eden Project, also in the West Country, is impressive in some ways, but left me feeling a little empty; Kew Gardens (which is more convenient to your London base) is better VFM, IMHO.

But these might not appeal to you if you’re not an outdoorsy greenish sort of person.

No one’s mentioned the National Portrait Gallery, which is great if you like that kind of thing.

And I second the museums (fabulous and free!), British Museum, Science Museum, Natural History and the V & A. Finally, Tate Modern.

Have a great time!

N.

Thanks folks! All of this is very helpful.

For Stonehenge, the wife is a Chaucer scholar, and Bath is nearby, so we’ll probably be doing a lot in that area. Also, the Doctor Who exhibition at Longleat is near there (thanks everton!)

We’ll be checking out some of those links, for certain. Keep 'em coming if you think of anything else.

We’ll be there the week of March 24th - just bought our airline tickets.

As for Dr. Who, the only permanent exhibition I’m aware of is currently ay Longleat, which is miles out of london. However, page’s bar - http://www.pagesbar.com/ has a dr.who night planned for end of january, and may be doing more later in the year (a friend of mine helped build the TARDIS - to original BBC specs apparently…)

Oh, the food; how could I forget the FOOD!

I don’t know what your tastes in food are, but it’s my impression that American tourists in search of popular/familiar American convenience foods are often sorely disappointed; pizza, burgers, milkshakes are elevated to an art form in the USA (if reports are to be believed), whereas the quality of those items over here is… um… variable.
Little independent restaurants are usually very good and you will find a huge diversity of food on offer from nearly every culture.

If you want to experience ‘British cooking’, then the best place to find this is often a country Pub, but be warned; if the first few items on the menu are:

Steak and Kidney/Steak and ale pie
Lasagne
Scampi and chips

then the fare will usually be ordinary at best - find somewhere else to eat.