Engrish Audition

[dalovindj]

Just got this e-mail from an actor I know here in NYC. Damn it’s funny:

I went on an audition for some Japanese film last week. After reading what’s below, I left, but I made sure to take this audition sheet with me JUST to show it to you guys… And you say acting is easy…

Information
story
An insect swarms around a strong light. Man is the same as an insect…
James and Catherine who aim at a free journalist and a free cameraman. An injury of the return leg of coverage of two persons is a basis.
It will stay at a hut.
Then, the man of the accidental suit and the cards game begun to the killing-time grade will break down the life of James greatly. And the game in its hut is carried by the simulative Manhattan website, and James is to accidental but a rather famous man. The stimulus is not forgotton but offering simulative thing to the next is continued from the next. James.
And that he reached at the end was the flight game which makes itself kills.

Profile:
Name_________________________________ Age___________ Occupation__________________

Tel#__________________________________ Address__________________________

Question
1, what’s kind of player do you want to act?
2, what’s your special ability?
3, we’re seeking for an actress who can become an arrival figure at the bottom. If you can do that, please check the question. Yes or No (this question is only for women)

Our Comment
This is our first time to make our film. We just started it from this year. Although we might get in trouble during our working we hope we can help each other. We want to build up our film until 9th July. Actually, we don’t have enough money and time becuase of spending too much stuff for our film, and it might be hard to tell you what we direct because of the language’s problem. Therefore, we’re not guarantee that our film will be succeeded or not but we do our best with you guys.

Just thought it was too funny to keep to myself…

I don’t know about you guys, but I want to act the kind of player who is a man of the accidental suit - same as an insect.

Let’s not forget Engrish, people. Keep up. You don’t find comedy better then this. Anyone up for a quick round of the flight game which makes itself kills? Fair warning: I’m the best that ever played. It’s my special ability.

DaLovin’ Dj

[fighting_ignorant]

Very lucky to have making happy audition.

Perhaps we are play the game the engrish. Finally, going straight dope has had very much confusing confusion lately.

Are you back this for thing me?

[dalovindj]

I want to see some of these actresses who can be an arrival figure at the bottom. Does that cost extra? My mom always said someday I’d meet a nice arrival figure and break her heart.

DaLovin’ Dj

[Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker]

I see Brithael has a new job writing audition sheets.

[MachV]

Less happiness as butterflies running rampantly through my bowels. Wish that return leg man part given great consideration however acting can prove much difficulty. Trying best as Sake provides great powers.