Enraged elephant turns maneater

You’re all sooooo going to hell.

I notice that article doesn’t say what the elephant-sized cake is going to be made of. Only that the public is discouraged from bringing food.

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Do you guys remember the chicken-eating cow?

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSSP25712220070307
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“You’re sick, Jessy! Sick, sick, sick!”

If the man was from China, it’s lead content it has to worry about.