At last I can let the SDMB in on a secret. I am not a 6’ 2", 215 lb. 41-year-old Kentuckian with wavy graying brown hair and a magnificent Dan Haggerty-like beard, I am actually a short, skinny nebbish geeky-looking fellow named Brannon Braga, and at last Master Rick has allowed me to divulge plot details from the Enterprise finale.
Dr. Phlox is kidnapped by a time-traveling Spock and McCoy and taken to the future where an insidious virus released by Koloth the Klingon has mutated Kirk’s short neat blondish-brown hair into a freaking MASSIVE BLACK POMPADOUR! Can Phlox save the day… tune in in May…
Don’t you remember? In The Voyage Home there were actually three whales–George, Gracie and Fred Allen–but Scotty got a little hungry enroute to the future…
Obviously caused by the massive alcohol problem so clearly shown in TOS. Scotty could have cracked warp 10, metaphasic shielding, intraship transport, and phased cloaking devices, if only he’d stayed sober.
Trip and Archer drank beer.
They have wine at the Captain’s table sometimes.
Shran and Cap’n leap did this male, er, bug bonding thing with something blue.