Enterprise Expanse SPOILER thread! It's the season Finale, where's the <3?

I say we call a truce and go after Cervaise. What say you, 'plant?

You after his lunch money, or what?

if you post in these threads enough, you get a free cookie!

I disabled cookies.

And, I burning your dog.

Make the (non-panda related) in-jokes stop already!

<bangs his head against his desk>

You have a desk?
I’m posting from my motorcycle

You have a motorcycle? I’m posting from my secret undeground lair!

Your Mothers know nothing of this, do they?

The season 3 premier airs Sept. 10.

My birthday is Sept. 12.

Would it be too much to ask for a cool season 3 for my birthday?

Linus: Happy Impending Birthday…Hey, mine is on the 9th! They must please us with a cool premiere. They have to. We insist on it! We demand satisfaction!

Now that you’re asking, you know season 3 will involve Space Potatoes, remote controlled ducks, continuity errors so bad that T’Pol becomes Kirk’s father, Panda panda panda panda panda, and new cast member Bill Paxton “it’s a bug hunt, man, a bug hunt! Game over, man, game over!”

Actually, it would be pretty cool if Jennifer Jason Leigh and Jude Law appeared on the bridge, shot everybody dead, and shouted encouragement to some sort of revolution.

A du-el, a du-el!

(Can I have your CDs?)

You can’t get no!

[nah nah naaahhhh

Na na na na na naht naaahhh

na na nah

Na na na na na naht naaahhh]

sat iss FACKSHUN!!!

Ah, another September birthday. Happy upcoming birthday to you as well, Viva.

Yes. They must please us. Or we’ll revolt, or something.

Look at the time! Don’t you people have lives?

::looks at the time::

No.

It’s 10:48.

I was just outside looking at Mars. I can see the polar ice cap.

Pretty cool.

I’ve been online the whole time.

Lives are overrated. Or something.

Everyman can die, not every man truly lives (aka post in Enterprise threads!!!)